"I love color. I'm from the South."

?

WTF does THAT mean?

And why do we think this is what Kayne sees every morning when he wakes up?

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An Exciting NEW Innovation in Women's Wear!

JOCKSTRAPS!

They're FRESH!

They're FEMININE!

They're NOW!

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Bye Bonnie!

We'll never forget your work on...

And who could forget when you...

Oh, and there was that one time that you...


...

Mmmkay, buh-bye!

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Seeya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!

Sayonara, Sucker!

Don't let the door hitcha where the Good Lord splitcha!

Can you tell we're enjoying this?

"I still had a couple tricks up my sleeve." Pfft. Keith honey, they weren't up your sleeve, they were under your bed.

We can all learn a valuable lesson from this: don't ever fuck with a pageant queen from Oklahoma, 'cuz they will fuck your shit up!


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Happy Birthday, Laura!

We hope you have a great one, you fabulously glamorous bitch! Let's go shopping on 5th, expose our sternums, and fuck with shitheads!

You can leave the kids at home.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Before the craziness starts up again, we wanted to take a mo' (as opposed to a 'mo) to thank everyone for their words of support. We are completely blown away by the positive responses we've received from you guys! We honestly went into this thinking it was going to be a purely for-friends-and-family type of blog. Shoutouts to Blogging Project Runway and Dan Renzi (and anyone else who posted a link) for their kindness.

We love you all!

Now! Back to the bitchery!

We can't freaking wait until tomorrow night!

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