Judging the Judges: Alberta Ferretti at Cannes 2008

Darlings, plenty of starlets at Cannes were wearing Alberta Ferretti and none of them looked chip. Although some of the dresses were questionable.



Actress Angelina Jolie leaving the hotel to attend a day of promotions for Kung Fu Panda.

A little bit of a yawner. Granted, she's like 11 months pregnant with her 15th child and still looks beautiful, but the color's a little "meh" and the dress is a little basic. We're easily bored by goddess gowns. Still, she wears it well.



Singer Natalie Imbruglia at the Kung Fu Panda premiere.

Speaking of bored. Don't get us wrong, it's pretty and we like the color. It's just not what we would considerable notable or memorable and isn't that what you want for a red carpet dress?



Actress Rebecca Hall attends the Vicky Cristina Barcelona premiere.

Our first thought is that this is a beautiful gown but she's somehow the wrong person for it. The color's not doing her any favors and she's just not wearing it well.



Supermodel Bar Rafaeli at the Blindness premiere.

It's got some interesting details and the color looks beautiful on her. Still too goddess-y for us, but it works. Or rather, she's workin' it.



Actress Catalina Sandino Moreno attends the Che premiere.

Sorry, but the first thing we thought was that it looked like her dress had some sort of creeping infection.



Supermodel-turned-actress Devon Aoki on the red carpet for Blindness.

Very dramatic and eye-catching. Bitch is workin' it.



Actress Juliette Lewis at the Cannes opening ceremony party.

She's insane and we love her for it. Who cares about the dress?



Actress Mischa Barton at the Blindness premiere.

Beautiful color on her. The silhouette doesn't seem to be doing much for her, though.


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