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In or Out: Eva Longoria

We Cannes do it, bitches!

Eva Longoria Parker attends the Bright Star Premiere held at the Palais Des Festivals during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival in Atelier Versace.


Atelier Versace Spring 2009 Couture
Model: Georgina Stojiljkovic

Oh wow, honey. No. We love this dress; adore it, in fact. But Eva honey, you are a tiny little woman wrapped up in a whole lot of dress and you just cannot pull it off here. And what's going on with your tits there? Is it us or is it kind of weirdly fitted in the bust?

It's an A for effort for sure, and like we said, we adore this dress, but sometimes you gotta know your limits and this one's out of your league. OUT.

[Photos: Getty Images/Versace.com]


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Eva Longoria in Harper's Bazaar Singapore

So, Eva Longoria sat for Harper's Bazaar Singapore in Louis Vuitton Spring 2009 and our marriage is threatened.

Model: Heloise Guerin

Model: Heidi Mount

Model: Constance Jablonski

Model: Irina Kulikova

Model: Anna Gushina

Model: Siri Tollerød

Lorenzo thinks the clothes are gorge, the shots are fab, and the model is pulling it off. Tom thinks the clothes are just okay, the shots are fab, and the model sucks. Some actresses can do these sorts of things and some are all "I'm POSING NOW!" Tom tends to think Eva is of the latter persuasion. She didn't pick the clothes out, so it's not her fault that everything she's wearing is either tight, shiny, see-through, or short (and sometimes all four), but a better model could have found another pose besides "sexy." Still, Lorenzo thinks Tom is a crank and he loves the spread.

[Photos: Style.com - Scans: TheFashionSpot]


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