If We Were Her Gays: Jennifer Aniston

It is LONG past the time for this to happen.

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In or Out: Jennifer Aniston (with a surprise twist!)

She's baaaack!


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In or Out: Jennifer Aniston

She does this to us on purpose, doesn't she?

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Jennifer Aniston as Barbra Streisand for Harper's Bazaar

What?

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In or Out: Jennifer Aniston

Give us a second to put on our helmets and body armor.

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In or Out: Jennifer Aniston

She's baaacck!

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In or Out: Jennifer Aniston

"What, this old thing? I only put it on when I don't care how I look."

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In or Out: Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston attends the Los Angeles premiere of "Love Happens" at the Mann's Village Theatre in Westwood, Los Angeles, California wearing Valentino and Christian Louboutin strappy sandals.

Valentino Fall 2009 Couture Collection
Model: Anastasia Kuznetsova

Just once we'd like to see this girl take a risk. After a decade of only wearing black for events, she appears to have shifted to only wearing metallics. Which isn't to say she looks bad. She doesn't. She looks good. The shoes are gorgeous and she's definitely got a set of stems worth showing off. The only thing is that the cut of this dress does tend to widen the midsection, both on her and on the model. That's a minor complaint when you're dwelling in the land of sizes 0 - 2, though. Hair and makeup look great, but then again, it's the same hair and makeup she's been sporting for about a decade now.

We'll give her a begrudging IN, but we really wish she'd shake things up a bit. When you're thin, rich, and pretty, you can afford to.



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In or Out: Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston attends the Women In Film 2009 Crystal + Lucy Awards at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City, California in a modified Prada dress.

What do we think of this one, kittens?

Prada Spring 2009 Collection
Model: Sasha Pivovarova

On the one hand, she clearly works damn hard to keep that body and if she wants to show it off, she's earned it. On the other hand, tight, short, and shiny, y'know?

The whole "Here I am, boys!" aspect of it comes off a little desperate and the dress itself looks weirdly unfinished or rather, it looks like it was finished, and then damaged somehow. Like she washed it in her dishwasher or something.

And here's a little tip from us to you, ladies.

If you are at an event where you will be standing a great deal and you're the type of gal who, after a couple hours in 4-inch heels, has all the blood rush to her throbbing feet causing every vein to triple in size, then DON'T wear you're nearly naked shoes. Jen honey, those feet look TORTURED.

Too much, kittens. We're gonna have to give this one a throbbing, desperate OUT.


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