GIRL!!!!! You wuz ROBBED! That crazy-ass Angela with her tired bubble skirts needed to go! Your dress wasn't the most intricate thing we'd ever seen, but it was cute (even if the hem was a little fucked up). You're sweet and cute and young and talented. You're gonna do fine.
Now, call us! We'll go out and get mani-pedis and then maybe we can do something about your hair and introduce you to the concept of jewelry.
[Screencap: Project RunGay]
