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Showing posts with label Sharon Stone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharon Stone. Show all posts

Thursday, March 18, 2010

In or Out: Sharon Stone

There are no reruns on the red carpet, Missy!

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

In or Out: Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone attends the 8th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation’s "An Enduring Vision" benefit at Cipriani, Wall Street in New York City in Christian Dior Couture.


"HAHAHAHA! YES, Paparazzi! Take my picture while you try and figure out what I am! Am I a sexy private eye? Or am I a sexy cabaret singer? HAHAHA! I AM A WOMAN OF MYSTERY AND ENCHANTMENT!"



Christian Dior Fall 2009 Couture [Modified version]
Model: Heidi Mount








Oh to hell with it. She's Sharon Goddamn Stone. She's a 50-some-odd years old movie star who doesn't give a shit what you think of her and she's wearing something from Dior's foundation garment couture line. That she inexplicably topped it off with a leather trench and fedora only makes her more fabulously insane. She is beyond such classifications as IN or OUT. She's just Sharon, a classification in and of itself.


[Photos: WireImage/Style.com]


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Monday, August 10, 2009

Sharon Stone for Paris-Match: NSFW

What? Did you think we weren't going to have an opinion on this?








On the one hand, we're all "You GO, Sharon! You fabulous crazy old whore!" On the other hand, we're all "Kiss the remains of your career goodbye, you plain old crazy whore!" On the other, other hand, we're all "She's 50 and she looks fantastic!" On the other, other, other hand (there's 4 hands between the two of us) we're all "Shyeah! And she paid good money for that bod."

In short, these pictures are a study in contrasts. Said contrasts being the line between daring/fabulous and pathetic/attention-whoring.

What say you, minions?



[Photos: parismatch.com]


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Saturday, May 23, 2009

In or Out: Sharon Stone

Darlings we are so behind on our Cannes posts! We have some major catching up to do.

Sharon Stone attends the 'Inglourious Basterds' Premiere at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival.

Balmain Fall 2009 Collection
Model: Anna Selezneva






Oh, Sharon. You crazy old whore. While this is clearly a dress meant to be worn by a woman half your age, it's not as if youth would have made it any more tasteful. It's your basic slutty dress that got caught in some drapes on the way out the door. We'll give her a pass on this one because

a. Crazy, attention-getting dresses are de rigeur at Cannes
b. We kinda like the bodice, and
c. She's Sharon Stone, bitches.

IN.

[Photos: WireImage/Style.com]


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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

In or Out: Sharon Stone


God bless Sharon Stone, we say. In an age where celebrities have everything down to their bodily functions press managed, she brings the old school batshit crazy diva bit in a big, big way. She's Norma Desmond 2.0.



Sharon Stone attends An Evening With Women: Celebrating Art, Music, & Equality at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California wearing Hervé Léger by Max Azria


Hervé Léger by Max Azria Spring 2009 Collection
Model: Georgina Stojilkovic








Congratulations on your stone-cold killer bod, Sharon. But a bit of advice from some gays: while a bandage dress, by design, is supposed to be form-fitting, we understand that apparently the wearer should be able to breathe in and out every now and then too. Also, your breast implants called. They're really pissed at you right now.

In all seriousness, it's a great dress and a great color for her. It's also great that she can get away with a second-skin kinda dress, but it's doing some scary things to her boobs. Good job on the hair, makeup, jewelry and especially, the shoes.

We'll give her a conditional IN for all the things she got right, but man, are those tits hurting.

[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage/Style.com]


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