Tara and the dress.

Yes, Tara wore the dress. She looked FABULOUS, and she finished as 4th runner-up. Too bad her walk sucked. Congratulations again, Kayne!

Miss Japan was the crowd's favorite. The bitch answered her questions in like 10 languages. Everyone was impressed. She was SOOO robbed. I bet Miss Japan is going to curse the judges in all the languages she knows.


Miss Puerto Rico won with her slutty dress. She's gorgeous!


"Es un milagro de la Virgen María!!"

And then the bitch fainted. We kid you not.
More here.

[Photos: Yahoo.com]

Use your pepper spray, Tara!

Wow, could she be any more uncomfortable?
Look at how she's sitting. Kick him in the balls, Tara!

He's so intense, little round mirrors are flying out of his head.


"But I thought you were a fairy!..."


"I think your legs are so important.
They're gorgeous!"

"Okay, I have a gun in my purse
and I'm totally not afraid to use it."

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Angela interviews Tara.

She's all "An Empire waist and elbow-length gloves?"
Check the sash, bitch! It says 'Miss USA,'
Not 'Miss Piggy!' Get out my face!"

[Screencap: Project RunGay]

Miss USA - Fabulous Tara!

It sucks that she has to wear that getup any time
she wants people to recognize her.
Beauty queens are sort of like Wonder Woman that way.

But seriously, isn't she gorgeous?

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]