Laura: Delicate Hothouse Flower.

As we all know, Laura's a Southern girl at heart, and like all Southern girls, she is at all times the picture of womanly grace and charm.

Or not.

Laura honey, you really brought the bitchery this week.

Ragging on your co-designers' styling choices...

Fucking with your co-designer's heads and discreetly smiling at their misfortune ...

Not to mention, getting downright thuggish. Yow. That's not a face we want to run into in a dark alley. Talk about wanting to cut a bitch.

Sweetie, what is it? Miss your kids? Competition getting a little too red hot? Sick and tired of all the prima donnas? Pissed that you wore that equestrian outfit twice for no good reason? What? What is it that set you off this week?

Ah. Of course.

You've been sleeping on IKEA sheets for the last 3 weeks. We completely understand. We'd be breathing fire too.

Still, just two little words of advice, sugar:

Titty tape.