The "O" stands for "Oh shit. The sun's up."

Jackie O, Robert? Really?

This?

And this?

That is pure "walk of shame" right there.

That's Jackie hailing a cab at 7 am, still drunk, her panties in her purse and last night's makeup reduced to raccoon eyes and a fat lip. She lost the belt to her jacket some time around 4 when she was spinning it over her head standing on top of her barstool. Luckily, the submarine crew she went home with had a little extra rope laying around, so they hooked her up.

Hmmm. We kinda like that Jackie!