"Hmmm. That waist might not be flattering on every woman."
"..."
Are - are you gonna cry?"
"Can I have a hug?"
"Can I have a fucking dollar everytime some queen asks me that?"
"Thank you, I love you, HIRE ME. PLEASE! That's Carmen like the opera and Webber like the baller! You won't regret it!"
"Haha! That's cute that you think that's gonna happen!
Security?"
"Okay tha-"
"I'm straight."
"I make things that are polymorphic."
"Oh, and wha-"
"I'm making a very simple cape and it turns into a hood..."
"So how does tha-"
"..by criss-crossing and then Fah! and Swsshh! Energy! Spirits!"
"Can you even tell I'm here?"
(Screencaps: Project RunGay)
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