Pulling on Rami's Zipper

We still have dresses from last week to rip, darlings! Let's get to it.

Awwww, how can we rip on this little ragamuffin?

Watch and learn.

We half-love it. Or rather, we love half of it. Okay two-thirds of it.

Even though it does look a little annoying to wear, we do love that collar.

It would probably drive us a little crazy after a while, sure. Then again, we don't have to wear it.

We also really like the tight high-waisted skirt and the rows of buttons adorning it.

Beautifully fitted and executed.

From the hips up, it's a very chic, stylish look. So much so, that it almost doesn't look like denim at all.

It's what happens below the hips that almost ruins it. We probably wouldn't have loved a fully pleated skirt, but it would have been better than this weird jockstrap outline he went with.

That's the thing with Rami; he doesn't know when to edit. It seems like every outfit he makes has every trick in his book thrown at it. We're pretty sure the only reason it isn't a draped toga is because you can't drape denim effectively.

Oh, and speaking of outlines...

Yes, it looked great and it was a fine choice to make. Very appropriate for the challenge. But please, Tim. Enough with the hyperbole. "The fact that it is a zipper, it's fabulous...it has the potential for blowing everybody away!" As we said, a fine choice to make, but he didn't invent the idea of using zippers as seam piping (and neither did Jeffrey for that matter).

We're starting to think that Rami could staple some swatches of muslin together and those bitches would fall all over themselves praising it. Yes, he's one hot fucker and yes, he's a pretty great designer, but praising him to the high heavens for every little thing he does isn't going to make him sleep with you, people. Once again, Nina looked like she needed to be hosed down.

"Come here and give Mommy a big sloppy kiss!"


[Photo: Barbara Nitke/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Project RunGay]


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