In or Out: Blake Lively in Versace

We're just as shocked as you're about to be, kittens.

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In or Out: Blake Lively in Lanvin

Darling, don't move. There's a fabulous bug on your neck.

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2009 Emmy Awards P1

Let's rip on some celebrities! Remember, they're all too thin and too rich so they deserve it.

Blake Lively in Versace Fall 2009
Model: Vlada Roslyakova

Yawn. Some interest around the armhole there but we never understand why starlets insist on wearing a dress that matches the carpet. She looks like a floating head.



Chloe Sevigny in Isaac Mizrahi Resort 2010
Model: Karolin Wolter


Wow. She looks surprisingly good here. It's a plainly pretty dress that fits her perfectly. A shame she didn't have time to do anything about her hair and makeup. Apparently she learned about the Emmys at the last minute.



Christina Hendrick in L'Wren Scott


Go Joannie!

Fits great; color's great. It's maybe a little shiny but we'll give that a pass. No jewelry around the neck. Wise choice. When you're that racktacular, you just don't need it.



Debra Messing in Michael Kors


Yow. What's SHE so pissed about?



Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier


It's a cute, sweetly romantic dress in a pretty, but slightly washed out color. We like it on her and we like the hair, but that lip color is all wrong.



Elizabeth Moss in Reem Acra Fall 2009
Model: Mariana I.


This is the kind of dress one can wear if one is a near-6-feet tall size 2 who gets lowered into events on cranes and never has to do anything but stand and pose. Mere mortals who have to get there in a limo and move around should probably avoid it.



Heidi Klum in Marchesa


She is holding that dress up with superior German willpower.



Katrina Bowden in Christian Siriano


Cute. Needed to be jazzed up with the hair and jewelry more.



Leighton Meester in Bottega Veneta Fall 2009
Model: Toni Garrn


This makes her look old.



Mila Kunis in Monique Lhuillier Fall 2009
Model: Dasha Malygina


We kind of love this. It's youthful and it's got a slight edge.



Sandra Oh in Marchesa Resort 2010
Model: Iekeliene Stange


Yawn.



Toni Collette in Monique Lhouillier Resort 2010
Model: Rachel Clark


It's fun, but the bodice looks all kinds of wonky on her. And from the neck up she looks like she's doing her grocery shopping.



Victoria Rowell


Okay that shit is just crazy.

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2009 CFDA Fashion Awards

It's fashion's prom night, kittens! And everyone did okay!

Maggie Grace in Christian Siriano Spring 2009

She looks great. The belt is a smart addition (although we wouldn't have gone all black in the accessories.)

Diane Kruger in Jason Wu Fall 2009

She also looks great. For once, a shortened hem looks like the right choice. Hmm. Black belt, shoes, and bag. We're not loving the matchy trend on the red carpet lately.

Claire Danes in Narciso Rodriguez Fall 2009

From the neck down, she looks incredible. Oh, don't get us wrong, there's nothing wrong from the neck up that an occasional smile wouldn't fix. Cheer up, honey. You're thin and rich.

Kirsten Dunst in Rodarte Fall 2009

It looks better on her than it does on the model, mainly due to the removal of those overwhelming boots. Granted, the shoes she replaced them with are kind of on the ugly side, but she's rocking the dress.

Blake Lively in Michael Kors Fall 2009

There are really only two requirements to wearing a basic strapless hot pink sheath: boobs and blonde. She nailed it, but it's not exactly a tough look to nail.

Ashley Olsen in a vintage gown

It's got a little bit of a Sugarbaker vibe to it, but the dress really works for her. Great color.

Molly Sims in Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2009

We're not crazy about whatever that alteration is to the bust (it looks like she shredded it), but we have to say, this is a tough dress to pull off and she's MORE than pulling it off.

Zoe Saldana in Calvin Klein Resort 2010

It's a very simple dress, but she looks amazing in it.

Heidi Klum in Michael Kors Fall 2009

She's too pregnant for "tight," but they'll have to pry "short and shiny" out of her cold, dead hands.


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