2009 Emmy Awards P1

Let's rip on some celebrities! Remember, they're all too thin and too rich so they deserve it.

Blake Lively in Versace Fall 2009
Model: Vlada Roslyakova

Yawn. Some interest around the armhole there but we never understand why starlets insist on wearing a dress that matches the carpet. She looks like a floating head.



Chloe Sevigny in Isaac Mizrahi Resort 2010
Model: Karolin Wolter


Wow. She looks surprisingly good here. It's a plainly pretty dress that fits her perfectly. A shame she didn't have time to do anything about her hair and makeup. Apparently she learned about the Emmys at the last minute.



Christina Hendrick in L'Wren Scott


Go Joannie!

Fits great; color's great. It's maybe a little shiny but we'll give that a pass. No jewelry around the neck. Wise choice. When you're that racktacular, you just don't need it.



Debra Messing in Michael Kors


Yow. What's SHE so pissed about?



Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier


It's a cute, sweetly romantic dress in a pretty, but slightly washed out color. We like it on her and we like the hair, but that lip color is all wrong.



Elizabeth Moss in Reem Acra Fall 2009
Model: Mariana I.


This is the kind of dress one can wear if one is a near-6-feet tall size 2 who gets lowered into events on cranes and never has to do anything but stand and pose. Mere mortals who have to get there in a limo and move around should probably avoid it.



Heidi Klum in Marchesa


She is holding that dress up with superior German willpower.



Katrina Bowden in Christian Siriano


Cute. Needed to be jazzed up with the hair and jewelry more.



Leighton Meester in Bottega Veneta Fall 2009
Model: Toni Garrn


This makes her look old.



Mila Kunis in Monique Lhuillier Fall 2009
Model: Dasha Malygina


We kind of love this. It's youthful and it's got a slight edge.



Sandra Oh in Marchesa Resort 2010
Model: Iekeliene Stange


Yawn.



Toni Collette in Monique Lhouillier Resort 2010
Model: Rachel Clark


It's fun, but the bodice looks all kinds of wonky on her. And from the neck up she looks like she's doing her grocery shopping.



Victoria Rowell


Okay that shit is just crazy.

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In or Out: Debra Messing

Okay ladies, here's a puzzle for you.

How do you go from this...

Debra Messing attends the premiere of "Whatever Works" during the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival at Ziegfeld in New York City in Donna Karan Pre-Fall 2009

...to this?

Debra Messing attends the CHANEL and Tribeca Film Festival Artists' Dinner at Odeon in New York City wearing Chanel Spring 2009

Let's move in for a closer look:

Great color, dress fits her like a glove. Shoes are just okay, but at least they're inoffensive and they go with the outfit. Hair looks great, makeup is fine (except for the furry eyes she always does).

Moving on...

The dress is AWFUL. It does nothing whatsoever for her figure and the jacket actually makes it look worse. We never thought it would be possible to look bad in Chanel, but she managed to pull it off. The shoes are cute but they look like they're a size too big and when you're wearing clunky shoes to begin with, that makes it even worse. But WHAT is going ON with her hair and makeup? How is it that she looks ten years older all of a sudden?

And we hesitate to say this because we really do try and stay away from body issues, but Debbie honey, what is going on with your knees there? Were you gardening all day? They look bruised and battered. If you're not going to wear hose (and the more we look at this, the more we think a colored hose might've helped the look), then at least wear a skirt that covers them up, girl.

[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage]


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