2009 Emmy Awards P2

Darlings, we're swamped right now and the Mad Men post is on its way (promise), so we're gonna have to bang out another dress-ripper to tide you over.

PR Executive Producer Desiree Gruber in Laura Bennett (w/ her husband Kyle MacLachlan)

Give it up for Laura B., y'all! This dress is gorgeous and we said so when we first started getting the pictures off of WireImage. We didn't realize until just before posting this that it was a Laura original. She happened to call us and it came up.

Amy Poehler in Reem Acra Fall 2009


It's a pretty dress but it's all wrong for her. It makes her boobs look small and her waist look nonexistent. She's too short for these proportions.



Christina Applegate in Basil Soda Fall 2008 Couture


Very pretty and dramatic. We don't love the hair and makeup but at least she looks made up, unlike a lot of the other red carpet dwellers.



Holly Hunter in Georges Hobeika


Considering how tiny she is, this dress is doing great things for her. She looks long and lean. She could have jazzed it up with different hair and jewelry choices though.



January Jones in Atelier Versace


Knocked it out of the park.



Jennifer Carpenter in Zuhair Murad Fall 2009


It's a beautifully dramatic dress.



Jennifer Love Hewitt in Max Azria


Dull. Like her.



Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Vera Wang


She usually does so well on the red carpet but this is such a done and done look. Besides, it's too boxy and waistless for her.



Kristin Chenoweth in Zuhair Murad Fall 2009 Couture


It's a fabulous dress but she looks painfully thin.



Lindsay Price in J. Mendel Fall 2009


Pretty. A little blah. Any brooch at all would be a bad idea but that piece from the Michael Jackson collection is TACKY.



Mary-Louise Parker in Zac Posen



It's a sassy dress in pretty colors and she can pull it off but we wish she'd gone slightly more formal.



Olivia Wilde in Marchesa Spring 2010


Shrug. It's a slutty bridal gown.



Sigourney Weaver in David Meister


It's not a dramatic dress but it doesn't need to be. It fits her well, it does great things for her figure, and the color looks beautiful on her. Classy and well done.



Tina Fey in Gucci

It's alright. She needs to get out of her black phase.

[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage/Style.com/basilsoda.com]


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20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards

Let's hit the red carpet, ladies!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Michael Kors Fall 2009

She looks flipping AWESOME. And the bitch doesn't seem to age at all. The color looks great on her, it fits her perfectly, and we love the earrings and the shoes. Should've gone with a different color clutch, though.

Teri Hatcher in Notte by Marchesa

She looks desperate (which we guess is appropriate), she looks starving, and she looks like she's standing in a wind tunnel. The dress is fine, but even the finest frock in the land isn't going to take attention away from her stick-skinny figure and pulled-tight face. And again, she should've gone with a different colored clutch (and shoes, for that matter).

Kathy Griffin in Dolce & Gabbana Resort 2008

Kathy, we luvya, but this dress, pretty as it is, is not the dress for you. It's too youthful and girly. Women over 35 shouldn't be wearing ANYTHING with a big pink bow on it. It flatters her girls quite a bit, but south of her tits, it's not doing her any figure favors.

And those look like Barbie shoes.

Jennifer Beals in David Meister

Beautiful dress that looks beautiful on her. And while she didn't pick a totally matchy-match clutch, we STILL think she should have gone with another color. Ladies, your purses are a way to ADD a pop of color, not to blend in totally with the outfit.

[Photos: Getty Images/Style.com/DavidMeister.com/NeimanMarcus.com]


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