VictorYA: To bitch or not to bitch

"VictorYA, you were very upset about Jack leaving, weren't you?"

"Mmmm."

"She's kind of a bitch, isn't she, Tim?"

"HAHAHAHA! She sure is, Heidi!"

"Yeah? At least I'm not dressed like Wilma Flintstone."

Y'know, we kinda think VictorYA's gotten a bum rap in the editing. They struggled mightily to portray her as a bitch on the reunion show but to us, it looked more like she wasn't going to play the game. Looking at the clip of Jack announcing his leaving, she certainly looked pissed off, but that doesn't make any sense. Jack referred to her as a friend in interviews and he was one of the few designers to attend her Bryant Park show.

If we had to guess, we think she was pissed about some off-camera shenanigans that we never got to see. Perhaps she felt Jack was being forced off the show. Whatever it was, she had no intention of clearing the air, so unfortunately, she wound up looking pretty bad.

First rule in reality television: Play the game, kittens. Play the game.


[Screencaps: Project RunGay]


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Michael & Nina in Fashion Land

Oh, what the hell. That reunion was so boring, we're just gonna write our own alternate version to amuse ourselves.

"Hi Nina!"

"Hello Michael."

"I just love fashion shows, don't you?"

"Whatever."

"Oh, look! There's a girl on the runway!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! She looks like a skankass ho, doesn't she Nina?"

"Now Michael, that's very amusing but--"

*thbbbt*

"HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD I FARTED!"

"Ohmigod, you totally did! Gross!"


[Screencaps: Project RunGay]


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Congratulations Princess Puffysleeves!

So, how about that big pile of nothing last night? Heidi hates VictorYA! VictorYA hates everybody! Rami and Chris are lovers! Carmen is a big crybaby! Oh, there's so much nothing to talk about, darlings! And trust us, we will.

But first, there's the matter of a big obnoxious check.

"And the winner by a landslide is..."

"Do you know who the winner is, Tim?"

"You can't see a thing through those bangs, can you?"

"It says 'Christian.'"

'CHRISTIAN!"

"What? Why, I never! Who could have predicted this striking turn of events! How does my hair look?"

'I hope you die in an organza accident, you preening little cockatoo."

"I mean, I KNEW IT! YAY, YOU! HUZZAH!

Skinny little twitbitch."

Aw, we know a lot of you really wanted SissyBear to take this one and truth be told, so did we. But you just can't deny that Christian has been hella entertaining the whole season and he's got an appeal that crosses a lot of demographics. Straight women either want to spank him and send him to his room or do their nails with him and dish. Gay men either want to spank him or go out for cocktails with him. The kids just love him because of his hep, swinging style. Straight men just want to give him a wedgie and stick his head in a locker but they don't matter since only about 12 of them watch the show.

Ah well. We were hoping for Chris too but we can't deny that Christian deserved it just as much. Congrats, Princess.

One more thing: Mychael Knight, we love you like a brother...

...but what the HELL were you wearing last night?


[Screencaps: Project RunGay]


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