Can you forgive us?

Darlings, we are DREADFULLY sorry that we haven't had any content for several days, but when Bravo Marketing Director Valerie Brown, who is fabulous beyond measure, invites you to her birthday party, what would YOU do?

You better love us, bitches. How many of you would post drunken sweaty pictures of yourselves for thousands to see?


The aforementioned Ms. Brown, spewing attitude and fabulosity in every direction. Even the Latin Explosion couldn't dim her glitter.


Utter sweetheart, but standing next to the bitch makes us look positively avuncular. He'll pay for that.


Have we ever mentioned how good Malan smells - all the time? We have a feeling he could spend the day digging ditches and wind up smelling like Chanel No. 5.

And we of course had to stay an extra day just to see PR seasons collide:

And honeys, trust us. Just sitting around a table and dishing with these two made the whole trip worth it.

We promise we'll get to the collections later today. First up: that skinny bitch who makes us look old in pictures: Daniel V.

Partying on with Malan Breton from Taiwan

Darlings, we had a fabulous time at the opening of Malan's new store in the East Village last night!


Looking gorgeous, as usual.

Him, not us.

Well okay, us too.


The store was in a charming little space that unfortunately, couldn't hold the large crowd gathering inside it, so we spent a lot of time hovering around outside with the fabulous crowd.


Such as the fabulous Laura and Jay. Jay entertained us with tales of the first time he -- Jay just entertained us with tales, okay?

We managed to slip inside the crowded store for more quick pics.

With the gorgeous and fabulous Valerie Brown from Bravo and one of our new BFF's.


The absolutely adorable and sweet Dirty Diana Eng, who demonstrated commendable taste by informing us that she loves us and thinks we're hysterical. We love you back, Darling!


We have to say, Marilinda is absolutely breathtaking in person. She was wearing a beautiful Cosa Nostra design and spent most of the night hanging out with Jeffrey. Unfortunately, the only pics we took of Jeffrey were ruined by the flash of our camera bouncing off the constant rain outside, but we can tell you he was rocking the smokey eye last night.


Fabulosity overload. We had the pleasure of having dinner with Laura and Peter and the extra pleasure of having Uli swing by in a Mercedes van to pick us up on her way from Lucky Magazine's "Lucky Shops" fundraiser, which she was attending, and take us to Malan's. It was fun riding in the car with them but we were intensely distracted by the hot Russian driver. Comrade, you can help us adjust our seats any time!

After a bit, the crowd all migrated down the street to the chic Orchid Lounge for an after-party, where we all had (as the drink menu informed us):

"The 'Malan'
Pomegranate Martini
with a splash of fresh oj & lime
smooth, sweet & fashionably in season"

Fabulous!


Peter and Uli. It needs to be said. Lorenzo has a total crush on Peter.


Laura and the gorgeous Emmett.


Malan and the Malanettes. Somehow, we didn't notice these two cuties while we were there. Hello boys! Call us!


The fabulous Amanda regaling Tom with tales of her time in LA and the new agency that signed her out there and the new car she bought because she's moving out there and she's going to be coming back to New York all the time and we are definitely going to get together for drinks and about a hundred other topics in the time it would take most people to talk about one. She is a total blast. Luvya, Girl!