Can you forgive us?

Darlings, we are DREADFULLY sorry that we haven't had any content for several days, but when Bravo Marketing Director Valerie Brown, who is fabulous beyond measure, invites you to her birthday party, what would YOU do?

You better love us, bitches. How many of you would post drunken sweaty pictures of yourselves for thousands to see?


The aforementioned Ms. Brown, spewing attitude and fabulosity in every direction. Even the Latin Explosion couldn't dim her glitter.


Utter sweetheart, but standing next to the bitch makes us look positively avuncular. He'll pay for that.


Have we ever mentioned how good Malan smells - all the time? We have a feeling he could spend the day digging ditches and wind up smelling like Chanel No. 5.

And we of course had to stay an extra day just to see PR seasons collide:

And honeys, trust us. Just sitting around a table and dishing with these two made the whole trip worth it.

We promise we'll get to the collections later today. First up: that skinny bitch who makes us look old in pictures: Daniel V.