DAYUM!

Heidi was working those legs last night.

"Hello! Welcome to the runway."


"Can you see my uterus from there? How's it look?"

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Judging Angela. Harshly.

"Angela, your outfit was well constructed
but it was way too over the top.
We really question your taste level."


"Also, you need a hot oil treatment."

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Frikkin Bubble Skirts

Oh, we are SOOOOO gonna be ripping on Bubblehead all week.

"To me, it looks like your model is going exactly where you're going."

And that would be where, exactly?

The circus?

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Goodbye Katherine!

GIRL!!!!! You wuz ROBBED! That crazy-ass Angela with her tired bubble skirts needed to go! Your dress wasn't the most intricate thing we'd ever seen, but it was cute (even if the hem was a little fucked up). You're sweet and cute and young and talented. You're gonna do fine.

Now, call us! We'll go out and get mani-pedis and then maybe we can do something about your hair and introduce you to the concept of jewelry.

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Tara and the dress.

Yes, Tara wore the dress. She looked FABULOUS, and she finished as 4th runner-up. Too bad her walk sucked. Congratulations again, Kayne!

Miss Japan was the crowd's favorite. The bitch answered her questions in like 10 languages. Everyone was impressed. She was SOOO robbed. I bet Miss Japan is going to curse the judges in all the languages she knows.


Miss Puerto Rico won with her slutty dress. She's gorgeous!


"Es un milagro de la Virgen María!!"

And then the bitch fainted. We kid you not.
More here.

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Malan. We'll miss you.

Project Runway gave you a chance to show your
mother and all of us that you really are talented and
you will go far - AND you managed to make your mother
sound like a total bitch to millions of people! Payback!

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Heidi

Just a quick question.
Who's doing your make-up, honey?
'Cause that's a L'Ot of L'Oréal.

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