Tuesday, August 8, 2006
What. The. FUCK.
We're speechless here. Literally. There's simply nothing we could say about Vincent that can top this one.
Fair warning, though: this ain't exactly safe for work. You're gonna see more of Vincent than you ever wanted to.
Note: The video is no longer available on YouTube. "This video has been removed at the request of copyright owner vincent libretti because its content was used without permission." Thanks Elizabeth.
Monday, August 7, 2006
I am Nina, hear me roar.
Anyone else notice that our girl Nina was a little...red hot last week?
"You SUCK!"
"Are you fucking kidding me with this cowl neck bullshit?"
"You are dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD."
"God, why are you torturing me with these talentless hacks?"
"Do you see what you've done to me? Slackjawed! I'm slackjawed!"
"Back off, bitch! Those pants look like she took a shit in them!"
"We're gonna give it to Jubilee Jumbles? What the FUCK."
"Whatever, Heidi. It's not like I shop at Macy's anyway."
Nina honey, we love you like a gay kid love sequins, but it might be time to switch to decaf.
"You SUCK!"
"Are you fucking kidding me with this cowl neck bullshit?"
"You are dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD."
"God, why are you torturing me with these talentless hacks?"
"Do you see what you've done to me? Slackjawed! I'm slackjawed!"
"Back off, bitch! Those pants look like she took a shit in them!"
"We're gonna give it to Jubilee Jumbles? What the FUCK."
"Whatever, Heidi. It's not like I shop at Macy's anyway."
Nina honey, we love you like a gay kid love sequins, but it might be time to switch to decaf.
[Screencaps: Project RunGay]
There's something funny about that Macy's guy...
"Your next challenge will be to design a 3-piece
look for our INC brand at Macy's.
The winning designer will receive..."
"...a MILLION dollars!!"
[Screencap: Project RunGay]
Saturday, August 5, 2006
Judging Robert Harshly.
"Robert, you were too conservative, from your color choices to your odd proportions. We felt that your outfit was a total bore."
This isn't happening! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
"Sparkles and starshine, Robert! This outfit is gorgeous! As soon as we're done taping, I'm running backstage to rip it off your model so I can wear it home! You are so talented! Let's be best friends forever!"
[Screencaps/Illustration: Project RunGay]
Friday, August 4, 2006
An Exciting NEW Innovation in Women's Wear, Part Zwei!
WATERMELON PUSSY PANTS!
They're VULGAR!
They're UGLY!
They're UNFLATTERING!
Nina Garcia agrees! She says:
"I'd shoot these for Elle right now! Lemme get my gun!!"
[Screencaps: Project RunGay]
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