Kayne is picked.

Look out! He's gonna sing!



Congratulations, darling (and Robert too)! You SO deserve it.
Perfect dress for the occasion.

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Use your pepper spray, Tara!

Wow, could she be any more uncomfortable?
Look at how she's sitting. Kick him in the balls, Tara!

He's so intense, little round mirrors are flying out of his head.


"But I thought you were a fairy!..."


"I think your legs are so important.
They're gorgeous!"

"Okay, I have a gun in my purse
and I'm totally not afraid to use it."

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Angela interviews Tara.

She's all "An Empire waist and elbow-length gloves?"
Check the sash, bitch! It says 'Miss USA,'
Not 'Miss Piggy!' Get out my face!"

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Vera Wang.

Vera totally got into the spirit of things.

"I haven't sewn in 25 years, but I made this dress
in 12 hours out of the lining to an old set of luggage!"
You go, girl!

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Vincent gets pissy.

"Ew, you pissed your pants!
You need to step back, bitch!"

"You're gonna have to move three feet away from me.
Please. Please."

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Miss USA - Fabulous Tara!

It sucks that she has to wear that getup any time
she wants people to recognize her.
Beauty queens are sort of like Wonder Woman that way.

But seriously, isn't she gorgeous?

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Kayne died and went to gay heaven.

You'd think he actually won Miss USA.

Mmmmm. Savoring the gayness!

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