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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Lazy Bitches.


Those lazy designer whores are taking a holiday break but we're not! As you may have heard, there will be no new PR episodes until the New Year. In the mean time, we'll spend this week quietly reflecting on the true meaning of Christmas.

HAHA! No we won't! Instead, we'll continue ripping those shit-ugly dresses from the last episode, PLUS we'll have a very special Christmas post that will make you gasp and clap, PLUS we'll be posting the finale of Project Runway Canada, much to the chagrin of our non-high-speed-internetted readers!

Because Christmas means Bitchery, darlings!

[Screencap: Project RunGay]

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Jillian: Superstar





"The shirt that I was left with had a lot of seaming and darts...so I found the exact same color ..."

Ladies and Ladies, it's international sewing superstar JILLIAN, starring in The Arbitrary Judging Follies of '07!


SEE: JILLIAN as she decides the rules don't apply to her!


GASP: As JILLIAN tries to get one over on the judges!


MARVEL: As JILLIAN totally works a Fiddler on the Roof look while she's breaking the rules!


Remember the credo of Project Runway, darlings: The Rules Only Apply to Losers. The judges were all, "Oh Jillian, you minx! You completely disregarded our instructions and only used a tiny little bit of the fabric to make ugly racing stripes? We LOVE it!"


We, on the other hand, don't love it. It could just be a fit issue, but that makes her look awfully thick around the waist.


We like the pleating but we just don't like the black stripes running down the dress. We suspect she thought it would be slimming but we think it does exactly the opposite.


The neckline looks very nice on her, although we didn't think the racer back was such a hot idea.


All in all, it was a perfectly serviceable effort. It's just that she really should have gotten a little more criticism for simply buying cheap fabric and making a dress instead of making something out of the existing fabric. But she's a Judges' Pet and that just wasn't going to happen. They raked Steven over the coals for not using his source fabric (and granted, for making a really shitty dress) but barely had anything to say to Jillian about doing the same thing.


[Photo: Barbara Nitke/
Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Project RunGay]


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Monday, December 17, 2007

Jack in the City


AfterElton has a fabulous interview with Miss Mary Jack wherein she comments on her departure from the show, friendship with Christian, relationship with Dale, plus crybaby Ricky and everything else you'd want to hear about from Jack:

AE: There was no way you could get treatment and still compete?
JM
: The problem is — and they didn't show on this on the show because of time constraints — but I had been to the hospital once. There are very few antibiotics that treat this staph infection and I'm allergic to two. The one that works for me is an IV treatment that is very strong and is administered over a two hour time period. I would've had to have been gone four hour a days and it wasn't not appropriate for me to stay.

AE: What are you doing now? Are you sticking with fashion?
JM:
During the hiatus I made a whole line of menswear. I don't really know where I'm going to take that. It takes a ton of money to turn designs into production. I'm kind of just enjoying what comes along with being a D-List celebrity. If I made it to the finals, then I would've been on the B-List. [laughs] I guess I'm on the G-List because of all the gays. [laughs] I've been asked to attend a lot of charity events but at the end of day I need to make a living so I've got to get some source of income soon.

AE: Since I had to wait a whole extra half-hour for our interview [Jack was running late] can you give me some scoop on your cameo in the Sex and the City movie?
JM
: It's funny — everyone thinks it happened because of the Sarah Jessica Parker challenge [Parker appeared in and helped judge one episode]. But it actually happened because I had a friend who knew the casting director. My friend called up and said they were looking for a gay guy with a good body and that I should go meet the director.

AE: And what's up with Ricky? Why does he keep crying? Were all of you secretly teasing him when the cameras weren't around?
JM
: The thing is he's crying in all his interviews, but we never really witnessed it. He did cry with the one client who lost the weight, but as designers we were watching it [the episodes] and going "My God! He's crying all the time." He's an easy crier, I guess. He seems to cry at the drop of a hat and always be wearing a hat.

[Photo: Frank Louis]

Elisa: Off on her own.





"I was thinking we could make it a little...FAH!"

"A little--?"

"- and then on top we could make it go SWISH!"
"Swi--?"


"-and then when you walk, you'll go FAHSWISH FAHSWISH FAHSWISH! You'll probably have to talk real loud so people can hear you over the clothes, though. That's okay. TALKING! LOUD! IS! FUN!"


"..."

"I'm going to be right back, mkay? Just have to talk to one of the producers for a sec."


Aw, we kid because we love. She's been cast in the "wacky" role and we admit, it's not totally undeserved, but all Elisa's really shown herself to be is a sweet, unconventional, talented person.


That unconventional sweetness is a real advantage to her because so far, it's allowed her to sail blissfully through the competition without the slightest bit of stress or drama being exhibited.


Which isn't to say that she's always producing top notch work. This is wrong, wrong wrong.


First off, that jacket's poorly made. Secondly, it's just a bad design for that woman.


Too youthful, too many layers, and the Duchess was right; it divides her up and it makes her look stumpy. And not only does the hem on that jacket practically draw arrows pointing to her hips...


It also reminds you that she has ass cheeks as well.

These were all good reasons to put Elisa in the bottom this week, but in the end, the judges chose the bullshittiest reason to condemn her, as if they were longtime friends of the client.


"How do you feel in it, Tracy? To me, it just doesn't look like you"


"I agree with all of them here. It's all very you but it's not very Tracy."


"What the fuck, bitches. We've exchanged like, 10 words total since we met yesterday and you dropped me in the lap of Tinkerbell over here."


"Hmph! She's funny!"


[Photo: Barbara Nitke/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Project RunGay]


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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Interview with Daniel Vosovic

Season 2 fan favorite Daniel Vosovic recently unveiled his new line for NYLO hotels. In an interesting twist on the old chambermaid uniforms, the NYLO line is meant not only to be worn by NYLO employees, but it will also be available in in-hotel boutiques for the public. And why wouldn't they be? These aren't the old polyester bellhop uniforms of lore. Young and, sporty, with signature Danny V embellishments and detailing, the collection is the very embodiment of "fresh." Don't take our word for it. Clickie the pic-ies to get a better look.




We sat down with the skinny little bitch and got him to expound on family, fame, 13-year-old girls, the perils of the fashion industry and of course, his new line. He also managed to imply that we're old and fat. Despite that, we're posting the interview anyway.

Enjoy.

This week, you were voted by the viewers as the designer from a past season they would most want to return? What do you think that says?
I think it says that a lot of 13 year old girls and gay boys own a lot of cell phones haha! It is what it is, some love you and some hate you. For the moment, for what it’s worth, yeah it feels amazing to be wanted and I’m extremely grateful to the fans that after 2 years now, still have a desire to see more from me. Exposing your designs, and yourself, to the world is such a difficult thing to do, believe me, the self-doubt still creeps in, but it’s time like these where at least I know that someone responds to my work besides my mom.

You won a record-setting five design challenges on the show. That's amazing. What did you think of your experience on the show? Would you do it all over again?
Thank you, I’m still proud of that. However, please take in to account that I wasn’t competing against “the most talented group of designers yet” (oh hype…I love you so). I loved being on the show (or at least I think I did - f**king Stockholm syndrome) and absolutely love competition. Despite all the drama and gossip that happens after the show airs, I really do think we had a great time when we were in the midst of it all, and if asked, I think I would do it again. Granted, the amount of egos that would be brought back may be overwhelming, but that’s nothing a few Vicodin can’t fix to make it bearable.

So how's life after Project Runway? We understand you're working as a freelance designer for NY fashion houses. What are the advantages and disadvantages of being a freelancer in the industry?
Honestly, life is pretty damn good right now. Love my family, my man and my friends. I love the projects I’m working on and I love Christmas, but I’m over the bumbling holiday tourists - that’s fo sho. Aside from all the projects I’ve been freelancing for the past few months, continuing to build the necessary foundation for my future company and gaining a bit more experience before jumping in for my own. Freelancing is actually fantastic for me right now as it allows me to get a paycheck, build contacts, but continue to work on my own work without conflicts, and I definitely recommend it to multi-tasking designers. However, some people prefer the structure and security that a fashion label can provide. I was heading design at a company last year but decided that it wasn’t for me after they decided to change directions, and actually may be looking to jump back in with another high-end company as NYLO and my book are wrapping up.

You've been quite busy doing a variety of things, including writing blogs for Bravo and OUTzone. We read them regularly, particularly the one about the PR Season 4 challenges. How does it feel to be on the other side critiquing other contestants' works? Do you find yourself tempering your comments a lot or do you just want to put on your bitch pants and let them have it?
To be honest, it’s definitely been a love/hate relationship with blogging in general. In fact, I hate the word itself, the only way I can describe my dislike is that I consider it a misuse of onomatopoeia. Say it out loud… “Blllooooogggg”… It just becomes so guttural and unattractive don’t you think? Anyways I digress, I actually don’t like critiquing the other designer’s work, but alas, BRAVO contracts… However, I do try to be as objective as possible and try to stay focused on the designs, and not the designers themselves. I think viewers find the process of designing fascinating, and until BRAVO opts to have each designer comment extensively on their own designs, it’s up to the rest of us to decide why they made the choices they did – for the good and the bad. Believe me, there are times when I wish I could be your younger, cuter, skinnier little sister and bitch right alongside you two (See! The claws CAN come out if provoked!). Kidding, you know I love you boys.

Tell us about your book on the design process "Fashion Inside Out: From Inspiration to Runway and Beyond." When is it going to be available?
Well it’s actually a collection of nudie shots of me wrapped in different fabrics: wools, chiffons, cashmere blends… but all tasteful of course.
Haha! Actually I love it! I describe it as a photography/coffee table/how-to book dissecting the design process from beginning to end. It’s a little Kevyn Aucoin, a little Jamie Oliver and a lot of fashion. Kevyn’s books are glamorous how-to books supplemented with gorgeous photography, while Jamie’s are approachable and more lifestyle, while still being informative. The most amazing photographer has been shadowing me for the past five months, documenting basically the entire process (seeking inspiration, sketching, draping, styling, shooting, etc), including interviews with some of the fashion industries latest and greatest: Tim, Heidi and Nina of course, but also Diane von Furstenberg, Fern Mallis, head designers at Marc Jacobs, and a slew of modeling agents, patternmakers, photographers, recruiters and a whole lot more! It’s going to be 10”x10”, hardcover, pretty damn flossy flossy if you ask me, and will be on shelves (Borders, B&N, etc) fall 2008! Oh, and I JUST heard from my publisher that we may have a simultaneous release in the UK and there’s already been requests from China for it… and I’m still writing it!

People think that any major exposure, such as winning Project Runway, automatically lands you a successful career in the industry. Clearly, there's more to it than that. How did your time on the show benefit your career, if at all?
As I’ve said a hundred times before, exposure is no substitute for experience and most certainly holds true with reality TV. However, if you parlay it correctly it can definitely become useful when trying to get a foot in the door. My first job after the show I was hired without them looking at my portfolio – they just liked what I had done on the show and how I worked with others (Though I was only there for a year if that’s saying anything), so yeah, I guess most things have been spawned from the show: NYLO saw me on the show, my editor loved my writing voice on my blogs and contacted me out of the blue, and a lot of my charity work has been through exposure on the show. HOWEVER, it did not bag me my man Kieran, that boy still hasn’t finished watching season 2 and never watched it before we met (so please don’t tell him, I told him that I won).

What kind of skills and/or training are helpful when trying to break into the fashion industry?
Tenacity and technique; you can be the greatest, but if no one knows it’s hard to make a name for yourself. On the flip side, if you’re all talk then people can see right through it. Multi-tasking, good people skills, a creative mind and everything else that everyone else says. Though I always tell young designers to not put all their eggs in one basket, and try to be good at a few things. Expand your creativity and learn how to make money at it, fashion can be a tough and grueling industry and can take years to get to a place where you’re sustained. Learning how to be creative in other areas can allow you to branch out; employers will also find your broad view useful and you can find creative ways to collaborate with outside sources other than fashion: film, costume, painting, music, etc.

Now let's talk about your first retail clothing line, produced through a partnership with NYLO Hotels. What's the main idea behind this unique collection? When is it going to be available?
NYLO (New York Lofts) approached me last year to design a collection that they could use for all of their frontline staff (waitresses, bar tenders, front desk, hostess). Well, I screamed at the idea of burgundy, boxy, polyester blazers with brass buttons but decided to give it a try. NYLO is a refreshing alternative to all of the hum-drum khaki/navy hotels out there that haven’t changed in the past 30 years, and I’m not talking about metropolises like LA, NY and Miami, but the thousands of other hotels out there that have fallen into a state of atrophy. The collection is more of a retail mentality with the collection consisting of mix-n-match layering pieces for men and women that can work for a range of body types as well as locations (from the cold north-east to the stifling south-west). There are 50 going up by 2010 (with I think 150 as part of the package?) and all of them will use my collection, as well as sell it, along with a men’s and women’s handbag and luggage line, in a boutique located in each hotel as well as on their website (www.nylohotels.com)... All pieces I’ve designed/produced and all pieces that I believe in. Also, there are pieces that will be rotated in and out as new locations open, to keep the collection relevant and fresh.

What type of research did you do to come up with a concept for this collection? Did you consult the employees?
I did actually bombard more than a few waitresses to see what worked/and didn’t work for them! I also worked in a country club for three years during college - from valet to waiter - it all sucked. There’s nothing fun about itchy polyester shirts and faded, pleated black pants, and there is certainly nothing prestigious about it. NYLO aims to be a truly fun, approachable hotel, unlike anything that’s out there, and I wanted the outfits to mimic the laidback, cool casual aesthetic that the NYLO brand is about. I worked extensively with the head architect Stephan Dupoux (he did Buddha Bar here in NYC and many other locations) to make sure the clothing was reflective of the clean lines and modern feel of the interiors: from the color story (gray, white, sand and black) to the geometric shapes (exposed conduit piping gave me ideas for straps and interesting seam lines). I also worked throughout the design process with a well-established uniform company in producing the collection, to assure comfort and durability, and though the idea is more of a retail mentality, they must still function for daily use.

We love the idea of the collection, something that aims to flatter wearers in the hotel as well as in the office and on the street. It's a unique concept. How did you manage to straddle the world of uniforms and the world of everyday wear?
Again, it was made much less difficult only because I’ve been there done that. I’m aware of the job requirements and duties, but know how important it is to reflect an image of ease and comfort. Though this collection is a departure from what my signature line will be like (c’mon, I’m craving cashmere and silk!) it’s been a great test of my design skills and has been a great way for me to have a few projects long-term projects going at the same time. Oh, and the staff gets a sick clothing allowance so if anyone is looking for a job and is near Dallas, TX, head over to the first Plano location and fill out an application!

Also, because I know you love to rip all things fashion, I wanted to give you bitches a sneak peak at the new look book I shot for the collection. I wanted to capture the staff “behind the scenes” of work and was aiming to bring a bit of a narrative to the collection. Keep in mind that the pieces are all NYLO, but the accessories and extreme styling have been added to give it a more fashion-forward NY edge. I mean, as much as I’d love to see a leggy 5’11” girl serving drinks in 4” $800 Gucci shoes and purple tights, I know that it’s unlikely to happen… my job is to create the fantasy, and then be brought back down to reality by patterns, production and my boss… but hey, it’s still fun to play isn’t it.

Love you guys and thanks for the support, though I’ll be prepared with my Kleenex and some anti-depressants when you post this as a just-in-case. ;)

(Photos: Courtesy of Daniel Vosovic]


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Project Runway Canada - Shernett Swaby


Shernett Swaby talked to Metro recently about her memories of the show.

What was the big mistake that sent you home?
“I really don’t think there was a mistake that got me sent home – I don’t think of it that way. I just think about it as it was time for me to go according to the producers. I really don’t think I did anything wrong on my particular challenge. They asked for my resort collection, and I came up with my resort collection – what I would wear if I was heading out to a resort. The fact that it didn’t translate to them doesn’t mean anything to me. You can’t please everyone.”

What didn't you get to show the judges and the audience?
“The regular clothing that I sell through my boutique and through my collection, I normally do a lot of details, a lot of 3-D effects, and I don’t think there was enough time to show as much of that as I would have liked. I don’t know when they’re going to come in and say ‘Well designers, you only have two minutes.’ So I didn’t want to get to in-depth with anything and not be able to finish it.”

What will you always remember from your experience on PRC?
“I’ll remember that the people that I worked with were amazing. All the people backstage and the designers were all really talented. So I’ll always remember that it was the only opportunity I’ll have to work with that much creative talent in one room. And I think the only thing it taught me or reminded me was to not change who you are or what you do – just stick with what you do and whatever you do, do it to the maximum.”

Who's going to win? Who do you want to win?
“I can’t say who I want to win because I want me to win. So I wouldn’t say I want anyone to win – I want us all to do well, because in my mind it’s not a competition, it’s an opportunity. The TV show was not a competition, it was an opportunity. So I don’t see it as win or lose, and that question, if anyone asks, I’ll say I want me to win. I wish us all well, but I was really looking forward to me winning. I think personality is going to win, and because, knowing what I do, and because it’s a TV show, they want entertainment, and the most entertaining designer is Biddell.”


And darlings, here's your chance to compare the Americans and the Canadians as they take on exactly the same challenge that the S2 designers had.

PR CANADA EPISODE 10: LISTEN TO IMAN

You can watch Parts 2-6 here.

[Photo: John Van Der Schilden/Slice - Video: MsRoyalT/YouTube]

Friday, December 14, 2007

Bad Mommy fights crime!

Darlings, Laura's first comic strip is up at iVillage and it's FABULOUS.


"The Case of the Party Primping Predicament -
Help, Laura! With the holiday season in full swing, I have so many parties to go to. I want to be glamorous. But, as a mom, I don't have the time or the money to put together an entire glam wardrobe. What can I do?"

You can read it here.

PLUS...

A fantastic interview with La Bennett at Parents.com. Some excerpts:

Parents.com: You seem so put together. Do you ever have days where you just wear sweats and no makeup?
LB: I don't have help on the weekends and sometimes if I think I am not going to be leaving the house I have a pair of stretch velvet pants I wear. My nanny laughs because they're sort of upgraded sweat pants. But I think it's a slippery slope. If I am dressed dumpy, I am going to eat badly and act dumpy. It's such a simple thing to get dressed and feel better about yourself.

Parents.com: Ever have mommy guilt about working so much?
LB: As a parent I think that it's great for my kids to see that I am taking advantages of all these opportunities. They have a healthy, successful role model. I love the idea that more moms are starting businesses and doing things for themselves. Women are amazing. Men could never handle all of the things that women do. It never gets easier, but women keep doing it and take whatever comes. We need to do a good job as parents but also have to be responsible to ourselves and live our lives to their fullest potential.

Parents.com: Venture a guess who will win this season?
LB: I'm still trying to decide. There are some contestants who think that they are all that and I don't think they are that at all.

Parents.com: Like who?
LB: I think Christian with the wacky hair is way too young and too full of himself, and he's making a mistake by not taking Tim's advice. I think Victorya and Rami are looking pretty good to me at the moment.

[Illustrations: Robert Best/iVillage.com]