Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bravo channel is proud to present...

LIZA!

The hottest ticket of 1973! Fresh off her award winning concert "Liza with a Z," comes her sensational followup "Liza with a Tan and a Bottle of 'Ludes!"

Oh, Uli. What are we gonna do with you?

"I'm gonna do a hippy, beach-party cocktail dress..."

GET OUT! We fell off our couch, we were so shocked! The twists and turns just keep on coming with the little German Dressmaker Who Could! Stun us again, Uli! Say something like "For this episode, I'm going to speak only with a German accent." Brilliance!

Aww, we love her. She's a sweetheart, but she's so predictable. Everyone take a shot each time she says "Miami." On second thought, don't. You'll pass out before the judging.

Anyway, the dress...what is there to say?

It's cute. It's fun. But we've seen so much of this already that we were just "ennh" about it.

Not that she needs them, but props need to be given to Nina. We joke about her being a bitch, but damn if she doesn't know her stuff. One suggestion from her and the dress looked about a thousand times prettier and more interesting.

But wait, what's this?

"If I go before Angela, it's gonna be embarrassing."

YES! We knew there was a little teutonic bitch under that adorable exterior! Let her out more often, Girl! She needs some air!