Pippi Whorestocking

It's a little disturbing that so many designers last week interpreted "cocktail dress" as "streetwalker uniform."

As always with Jeffrey's designs, we WANT to like them, else we fear being seen as old farts, but there's "rock and roll" and then there's "cheap slut," and unfortunately, this design is far too much of the latter without enough of the former.

Aww, they look cute together, don't they? Like something out of a Tim Burton movie. "Corpse Hooker."

Gwen Stefani can wear some pretty out-there stuff some times, but as far as we can remember, she never wore anything from the Bebe Spring 1989 catalogue. We have no idea where Duchess Kors was getting the Stefani vibe.

That runway's starting to look a little like a convention down by the airport. Vincent's all "My girl has class. Your girl looks slutty. Oh god, I can't stop staring at her tootie. It's blowing my doors off."