We Interrupt This Bitchery for a Special Announcement

Oy. We should have known better than to give you guys a teaser because y'all went and ran with it. In order, we are not:

- Getting a show on Bravo
- Appearing as guest judges next season
- Going to be the godparents to the impending Bennett-Shelton baby
- Working for Laura
- Working for Elle
- The father (s? how does THAT work?) of Nina's baby

Having established what we are NOT doing, let's get into what we actually ARE doing.

For one, this blog ain't going nowhere. Since BPR does an incredible job of providing information and updates - especially during the off-season, we won't be going in that direction any more than we already do. BPR does it and they do it better than we ever could. What we do well is provide you all with daily snarkiness and the occasional thought-provoker and we will be continuing in that vein.

"But Tom and Lorenzo," you ask, "Even though you are both incredibly fabulous and witty, how are you going to do that without new episodes?"

There there, little soldier of fabulosity. No need to fear. It was you, our readers, who came up with the solution. See that little Amazon ad on the right? Well bitches, if you don't have your Season 1 DVDs, now would be the time to order them, because starting November 1st (or thereabouts), we will be giving Jay, Austin, Kara Saun, and yes, God help us, Wendy Pepper, the patented PRGay treatment.

We actually had to be convinced on this one, but so many people in comments or email kept asking us to do it, we figured what the hell. God knows we could have a field day on Wendy alone. If all goes well, we'll pick right up on Season 2 and by the time we're finished with that, we'll be only a couple weeks away from a brand new season.

But wait! That's not all! Order now and you'll receive A BRAND NEW BLOG!

Yes, it's true. The PRGayBoys are expanding their media empire and we'll be unveiling a second blog: Project:GAY. Project RunGay is all about Project Runway from a gay, bitchy perspective. Project:GAY will have the same gay snarkiness, but with a much wider range. Not only will we be turning our gay eyes outward to pop culture in general, but we will be providing daily blogging on Bravo's new Project-Runway-for- Interior-Design spinoff, Top Design, which bows in January. We're really excited about this because we're actually more knowledgeable and opinionated about interior design than we are about fashion.

So that's it. Sorry that the wealth and superstardom haven't materialized yet but trust us kittens, we're working on it. Thank you all once again for your support and kind words. You make us better.