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Thursday, July 24, 2008
Tom and Lorenzo offer Congratulations to Suede
"Suede decided to cut out all these strips. Suede loves that. It is going to be a long night for Suede. Suede is a bisexual Sagittarius and loves long walks on the beach and really loves to work with small pieces of fabric. Suede is really sad."
Once again, there's one sentence in there with which Tom and Lorenzo agree.
Uhhh...
Yeah.
Oh, kittens. Tom and Lorenzo do not agree with each other on Suede's dress. Tom and Lorenzo are fighting. This makes Tom and Lorenzo cranky and irritable and less likely to have sex.
Tom thinks that this was a youthful, somewhat whimsical design that against all reason, came out looking better than Tom expected.
Lorenzo thinks she looks like a frozen pizza.
Tom and Lorenzo both agree that Suede was getting the loser edit and when Tom and Lorenzo saw what Suede was working on, Tom and Lorenzo assumed it would be a disaster for Suede.
Tom and Lorenzo also agree that the skirt and basic silhouette are cute.
Tom and Lorenzo can also admit to a certain amount of shock that the obvious execution issues with this look were never even referred to by the judges. Tom and Lorenzo think the judges are whackadoodle.
Tom and Lorenzo also think that perhaps it is a bit silly for a 37-year-old man to dress like a 15-year-old skate rat.
Tom and Lorenzo are grateful to Suede for providing Tom and Lorenzo with this opportunity for snark:
"If I were ten years younger, I would wear it too."
"Says the 35-year-old in a lace bustier and micro-mini. Honey, if you were ten years younger, you'd probably be running around in a sequined diaper."
[Photos: Bravo/Barbara Nitke - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blospot.com]
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