Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2006 Couture
We liked this one. Loved the color on it even if the silhouette is so very done on the red carpet. That bodice fits her a little funny though.
And she's too skinny.
Amanda Seyfried wearing Stella McCartney
Beautiful gown and the hair and makeup are to-die. The only problem is that the color (or lack of) makes her look washed out.
Beyoncé in Elie Saab Spring 2008
This would look fine if it was actually in her size. Her tits are threatening to boycott the dress and her hips are stretching it to its limits. She has a lovely, curvy figure and she's unapologetic about it, which is great, but that doesn't mean the rules stop applying just because she likes to put it out there. Go up a size, girl. No one will think you any less sexy if you do.
Elisabeth Moss in vintage Givenchy
It's nice to see that Mad Men's Peggy cleans up well. The dress is cute, if a little too red, but the shoes are AWFUL.
Eva Mendes wearing Dior
Hey, nous adorons Dior as much as the next two fags, but this is pretty basic Dior. Just alright. And that bow or flounce or whatever it is is enormous.
Cameron Diaz in Chanel Fall 2008 Couture
Did she sleep in that and just roll out of bed and into a limo?
Drew Barrymore wearing John Galliano
We don't care if she looks a little crazy, we LOVE the hair. It's like Angie Dickinson rolling out of a Miami Beach hotel just after a romp with JFK. The dress is pretty too.
Kate Winslet wearing Yves Saint Laurent
Y'know, we love Kate and it's a beautiful dress...it's just too severe. Plus it's giving her a titshelf. Hair and makeup is FAB, though.
Miley Cyrus in Marchesa Spring 2009
She looks cute. No problems here.
Salma Hayek and her two co-stars wearing Bottega Veneta
We'd say the dress is a little dull but with those two puppies filling it, that's not possible.
Rumer Wilis in Reem Acra Pre-Fall 2009
It's a pretty color and a pretty (if a little too fussy and busy) dress. The hair, on the other hand, is an unmitigated DISASTER.
Tina Fey wearing Roberto Cavalli
MEGA-dull. And those straps make her boobs look small. And maybe she should try a little harder in the hair and makeup department if she's going to wear such an understated dress.
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