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Thursday, June 18, 2009

People's Hottest Bachelors 2009

People Magazine tackles the issues of the day!

Because the endless lists of the most genetically and surgically gifted people in the entertainment industry NEVER get old, People offers up their list of the Hottest Bachelors. Because we get tired talking about dresses, we're going to give our expert opinions.

Chace Crawford

We'll say this: If we were locked in a room with Chace Crawford and his twin sister Zac Efron and were told we HAD to choose a pretty girly-man to sleep with, we'd choose Chace. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, to be sure, but we hate pretty boys.

Chris Pine

And speaking of which, we originally had him pegged as a just another pretty boy, but Star Trek made a believer out of us. Besides, he's rocking that beard.

Shia Labeouf

Forget how unattractively young he is, read more than one interview with him and he's got "BIG MESS" written all over him.

Adam Lambert

Perhaps we're going against the tribe on this one but we always found him curiously sex-less.

Ryan Eggold

Who? Cute, though.

Kellan Lutz

Who? Cute, though.

Dwayne Johnson

We never thought he was a particularly attractive man - not from the neck up, anyway - but damn, if he doesn't get hotter as he gets older.

Brody Jenner

Another pretty child-man.

Common

Hot.

Taylor Kitsch

Fenh.

Robert Pattinson

GROSS.

[Photos: Various sources]


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