Virgins v. Vixens

Oh my goodness, kittens! We've totally neglected our goddesses!

Perhaps it was because subconsciously, we simply didn't want to face the results. We didn't want either of the combatants to leave the ring. But someone had to go and after counting a TON of votes, by a margin of less than 20, the loser was finally revealed. It is with great sadness that we inform you that...

YOU KILLED AUDREY HEPBURN, YOU BITCHES.

Not that we can argue with the outcome. If we'd voted, we would have picked Sophia too because sultry vixens will always win out over the virginal in our eyes, even if that virgin is a fashion icon.

Well, it's time for two Vixens to go up against each other, wouldn't you say?

We are embarrassed to admit that the newest entry into the ring is someone who probably should have entered the competition a while ago except we simply forgot about her. Many would argue that she doesn't deserve to stand among the giants of the finalists, but we don't know if that's true. She may not have had the most stellar career in the world, but you can't deny she made a big impact. Who are we talking about? Scroll down, you impatient thing!

MISS SOPHIA LOREN


vs.

MISS JAYNE MANSFIELD

And of course, no matchup would be complete without the following iconic image:

Don't you love it when vixens get all judgmental with each other?

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