We Smell Emmys All Around

Oh, Tim.

The things you'll do for a paycheck.

There was much frantic discussion at T Lo International Headquarters both last night and this morning, the upshot of which was "Um...what the hell are we going to write about?"

In an episode where the height of drama was Carol Hannah puking in a hotel room, what the hell are we going to say about it? But for you kittens, we'll soldier on.

We found ourselves wishing they'd spent more time on the cat.

Blahblahblah...Tim critique. Who guessed the collections correctly? We did!

Boy, Carol Hannah does have a tendency to go a little far, doesn't she?

Tim, you couldn't take your jacket off?

A note to any potential season 7 finalists who are reading this: when Tim visits, make him do housework. Apparently, he's open to it. We look forward to future scenes of Tim vacuuming and folding laundry.

Hey...y'know? There might be a series in that. We're on the phone with Lifetime just as soon as we're done writing this. Instead of prissy gay men coming into your home to redecorate or re-dress you, they'll just come in and quietly do your housework. The gays won't watch it, but we bet a lot of women would.

This is to remind her of her name when she wakes up every morning.

Ahhh, Tim back in his element.

We actually kind of loved the t-shirt idea.

And is it us or is it a little disconcerting that all the women in the Shabayeva family look EXACTLY alike?

Later, Tim goes to rescue a young senator's daughter who has been kidnapped and forced to live in a hole in a basement, where she rubs the lotion on her skin.

Oooh! Another brainstorm! A TV show about prissy gay men who hunt down serial killers! As soon as we're done writing, we're calling the FOX network.

Because what television genre wouldn't be improved by the addition of prissy gay men?


It looked like Althea needed the most hand-holding out of the three of them because none of the pieces she showed Tim impressed him (or us) all that much.

Anyway, it's Fashion Week!
And what happens when you put two competitive girls in a room together?

Absolutely NOTHING! Not once did either of them say what they were thinking. BORING!

Carol Hannah's illness would have been a lot more dramatic if she came in and threw up all over her competitors' collections. It was the only time we were a little on the edge of our seats, hoping it would happen.

Again, this scene would have been improved if CH just spewed all over the table, Exorcist-style.

...Or all over Nina and Michael...

And ESPECIALLY all over Heidi's sparkly top and shit-eating grin. We were REALLY hoping to see that.

Surprise! SHOCK!

Bleh.

This concludes our commentary on the penultimate episode.


[Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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