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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

S1/E3: Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?


Quickie recap: The designers must create holiday party dresses that would appeal to Banana Republic's customers, with the winning design to be featured and sold at select Banana Republic stores. You can read Tim's Take on this episode here.



And it's Crazy Lady for the win! Credit where credit's due, Wendy pulled a winning design out of her ass this time.

It's pretty and well-executed and definitely designed with the client in mind. Our only real quibble is that it's retro to the point of costumey. It looks like something Tippi Hedren would have worn in The Birds.

We don't exactly lovelovelove the little capelet. It's just a little too precious for us and some sort of contrasting color or trim would probably have sold this dress for us a little more. That column of dark blue needs something to break it up. And the little matchy-match purse was too much. Little girls get purses that match their dresses exactly. Grown women shouldn't.


Still, despite her personality flaws and inability to dress herself or apply makeup, Wendy did deserve to win this. It's to her credit that she really tailored her design to the client at hand without fussing over it too much. It wasn't our favorite dress on the runway this week, but it was definitely among the top three.

Okay we were good. Now...

OHMIGOD WOMAN, frikkin style your hair for God's sake! You look like you're all dressed up for class picture day in the 4th grade! "Mommy let me wear her rollers last night!"


[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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Sunday, November 12, 2006

It's benign, but we're not.




In the Project Runway Hall of Shame, the "tumor dress" has a place of honor. Again, this is one of those designs that, two years later, PR fans still talk about.


To be honest, we're of two minds about this one. First off, the challenge was a bit of a shell game. The designers were given a challenge that could only yield purely conceptual results and after the designs were completed they were told that they needed to go out and sell them.

"Envy" is a design concept that would naturally lead to conceptual pieces that were less than pretty. We really can't fault Starr for her concept, although it did provide hilarity in the facial expressions of the people to whom she tried to explain it:


Incidentally, that 30 Van Dam guy is a cutie but is it politically incorrect to point out that we could barely understand him without subtitles?


So no, we don't hate the concept of a tumor dress to evoke envy. And even though the color scheme looks like a Christmas decoration circa 1968, we don't even fault her for that, considering she had to hand-dye the fabric on an extremely tight schedule.

What's wrong about the dress is exactly the same as what was wrong about Mario's this week: literalism. "Envy is a tumor that eats away at you." Okay, fine. Very poetic. That does NOT mean that you LITERALLY attach big red tumors to the dress in order to make your point. Starr, what were you thinking? No, the concept doesn't lend itself to "pretty," but at some point, she needed to step back and realize that she inadvertently forged head on into "grotesque."

With this week's and last week's challenges, it's obvious that the one thing Starr needs more than anything, is to cultivate the ability to edit herself. Three words, girl: Tone. It. Down.


Then again, what can you say about someone who goes around wearing a "strawberry ovaries" apron?



[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]



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Friday, November 3, 2006

Lucky Starr





Is it us or does she look like a children's book character?


"Hello, children! Hello! My name is Bumble Bea and I'm here to take you through the magic land of the sugar plum fairies on the way to Santa's Village! Hold hands now - stop crying - hold hands and follow me!

Stop crying!"

In the immortal words of Tim, "Oh, Jesus." She is damn lucky she sent that down the runway on the very first challenge while the judges were in a forgiving mood, because that? Holy shit. Her model looks about ready to take her behind the runway and beat her to within an inch of her life.


"Haha! Shit, girl. I might look like a UPS package, but you look like an explosion in a Hallmark store."

"I'm gonna fucking kill this skinny little bitch."


*meep!*



[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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