Met Gala 2010 - Part 4

Oh, what the hell. Let's do one more.

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Met Gala 2010 - Part 3

We can't stop ourselves, bitches!

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Met Gala 2010 - Part 2

*cracks knuckles*
Let's do this.

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Met Gala 2010 - Part 1

It's fashion's prom night, darlings! Air kisses all around!

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2009 MET Gala - Part 2

That's right, bitches! You're not gonna get ANY work done today!

Jessica Biel in Atelier Versace Spring 2009 Couture

We love this dress but we don't really love it on her. This is a mite cruel of us but Jessica, pretty as she is, is kind of ... graceless. She can't really pull off the poise for these more elaborate dresses. If we were her gays, we'd keep her in streamlined looks for occasions like this.

Mary-Kate Olsen in Christian Lacroix Fall 2007 Couture

The dress is pretty fabulous but she's way too young for this Miss Havisham persona she's always trying to pull off.

Brooke Shields in Calvin Klein

Jesus Christ, Brooke. Who did your makeup, a mortician?

Molly Sims in Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2009

It's sassy and apropos for the event but we can't really say she's workin' it.

Rosario Dawson in Diane von Furstenberg

A little on the dull side, no?

Kate Beckinsale in Marchesa Fall 2009

Bitch is working the shit outta that frock.

Kate Moss in Marc Jacobs

She looks fab. Very '70s Academy Awards from the waist up.

Cindy Crawford in Versace Fall 2009

Yow. Someone is looking a little desperate for attention.

Leighton Meester in Louis Vuitton Fall 2009

You know, we could totally get behind this if it just stopped at the hem of the skirt.

Eva Mendes in Calvin Klein

Yawn.

Jessica Alba in Jason Wu

We will both raise a glass in celebration when this '80s prom dress trend dies down.

Claudia Schiffer in Atelier Versace Spring 2009 Couture

That dried straw on top of her head looks awful but she's rocking the hell out of that dress.

Kate Hudson and Stella McCartney in Stella McCartney

It's like Jackie and Joan Collins: The Sequel.


[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage/Style.com/Versace.com]


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2009 MET Gala - Part 1

The theme was "The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2009 in New York City, but really, it was just an excuse for everyone to dress up. No one cares about the theme.

Alright then! Let's get to work, bitches!

Anne Hathaway in Marc Jacobs Fall 2009

Lorenzo hates the hair and makeup; Tom thinks it's fun, like she's working a brunette Deneuve look. We both hate the dress on her.

Heidi Klum in J. Mendel

Heidi's apparently got two speeds: madonna and whore. When she's not pregnant, tight, shiny, and short rule the day but the minute she fertilizes an egg, it's yards and yards of fabric to announce her fecundity.

Claire Danes in Armani Privé

Wow, she looks stunning. Sour, but stunning.

Iman in Donna Karan

Our love for Iman knows no bounds but we have to admit, she's phoning this one in. Seen it. Done it.

Elizabeth Hurley in Elie Saab Spring 2009 Couture

Someone thinks she's a princess.

Marisa Tomei in vintage Adrian

We imagine this dress is fabulous. We have to imagine it because the whiteness washes out any detail under the glare of the cameras. Stylists, steer your clients away from white.

Emmy Rossum in Carolina Herrera Fall 2009

Lorenzo hates the dress; Tom likes it even if it does seem a little dour.

Helena Christensen in Zac Posen

A celebutante half her age MIGHT have gotten away with this as a cheeky little number but on her it's looking mighty silly. It kinda looks like a prom decoration.

Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Spring 2007 Couture

It's an interesting dress. Lorenzo loves it; Tom thinks it's not all that pretty.

Liv Tyler in Stella McCartney

She's built for those '40s-inspired looks. She looks fantastic.

Madonna in Louis Vuitton Fall 2009

Madonna, on behalf of the gays, we regret to inform you: it's over. Since you persist in aging in the least fabulous way possible, we suspect this message won't be received.

Tyra Banks in Badgley Mischka Pre-Fall 2009

Credit where it's due: that bitch is usually one big pile o' tacky but she looks good here.

Rihanna in Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2009

It's different. We like it.

Victoria Beckham in Louis Vuitton

Fabulous - and the shoes are to die.

Thalia in Christian Siriano Fall 2009

All credit must be paid to Christian because getting someone to wear your dress to the MET Gala is a pretty big fucking deal.

Renee Zellweger in Carolina Herrera Fall 2009

Yawn.


[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage/Style.com]

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