2009 MET Gala - Part 2

That's right, bitches! You're not gonna get ANY work done today!

Jessica Biel in Atelier Versace Spring 2009 Couture

We love this dress but we don't really love it on her. This is a mite cruel of us but Jessica, pretty as she is, is kind of ... graceless. She can't really pull off the poise for these more elaborate dresses. If we were her gays, we'd keep her in streamlined looks for occasions like this.

Mary-Kate Olsen in Christian Lacroix Fall 2007 Couture

The dress is pretty fabulous but she's way too young for this Miss Havisham persona she's always trying to pull off.

Brooke Shields in Calvin Klein

Jesus Christ, Brooke. Who did your makeup, a mortician?

Molly Sims in Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2009

It's sassy and apropos for the event but we can't really say she's workin' it.

Rosario Dawson in Diane von Furstenberg

A little on the dull side, no?

Kate Beckinsale in Marchesa Fall 2009

Bitch is working the shit outta that frock.

Kate Moss in Marc Jacobs

She looks fab. Very '70s Academy Awards from the waist up.

Cindy Crawford in Versace Fall 2009

Yow. Someone is looking a little desperate for attention.

Leighton Meester in Louis Vuitton Fall 2009

You know, we could totally get behind this if it just stopped at the hem of the skirt.

Eva Mendes in Calvin Klein

Yawn.

Jessica Alba in Jason Wu

We will both raise a glass in celebration when this '80s prom dress trend dies down.

Claudia Schiffer in Atelier Versace Spring 2009 Couture

That dried straw on top of her head looks awful but she's rocking the hell out of that dress.

Kate Hudson and Stella McCartney in Stella McCartney

It's like Jackie and Joan Collins: The Sequel.


[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage/Style.com/Versace.com]


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