Let's wrap this shit up in a nice big bow that converts into something else for no good reason!Keith:
So many questions about this puzzling article of clothing, ladies. So many questions! Like, okay, it's a coat, right? That you can convert into a sunbathing mat? Who wears a coat to go sunbathing? And what is that piece hanging off the back of it? It's the top of the coat, right? Who wants to wear a metallic tube top with an extraneous hood hanging down the back of it? While sunbathing?Clearly, this is a coat for crazy people who go out on a rainy day, hopeful that the sun will unexpectedly come out and give them a chance to catch some quick rays on the sidewalk before they catch their bus.
Daniella:
What an amazing concept! It's a coat! Except it also has these little compartments where you can store things! Like an ipod! Daniella should immediately run out and get a patent on this revolutionary design. We suggest she call them "pockets." We predict they're going to be all the rage among the kids.It is kind of a cool design, though. And clearly, the bitch can sew. Sure it looks like a "Chinese roof," but she said that as if it was a bad thing. Not crazy about the collar or the fabric choice. Looks a little "vinyl tablecloth" from here.
Anna:
It's a gorgeous coat and it's perfectly executed. Heather bitched that having built-in gloves and a scarf wasn't revolutionary, but it's a hell of a lot more useful than a coat/towel or coat/shoe rack. We'll take "seen it before" over "clothes that make no damn sense" any day of the week.
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