The theme was "The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2009 in New York City, but really, it was just an excuse for everyone to dress up. No one cares about the theme.
Alright then! Let's get to work, bitches!
Anne Hathaway in Marc Jacobs Fall 2009
Lorenzo hates the hair and makeup; Tom thinks it's fun, like she's working a brunette Deneuve look. We both hate the dress on her.
Heidi Klum in J. Mendel
Heidi's apparently got two speeds: madonna and whore. When she's not pregnant, tight, shiny, and short rule the day but the minute she fertilizes an egg, it's yards and yards of fabric to announce her fecundity.
Claire Danes in Armani Privé
Wow, she looks stunning. Sour, but stunning.
Iman in Donna Karan
Our love for Iman knows no bounds but we have to admit, she's phoning this one in. Seen it. Done it.
Elizabeth Hurley in Elie Saab Spring 2009 Couture
Someone thinks she's a princess.
Marisa Tomei in vintage Adrian
We imagine this dress is fabulous. We have to imagine it because the whiteness washes out any detail under the glare of the cameras. Stylists, steer your clients away from white.
Emmy Rossum in Carolina Herrera Fall 2009
Lorenzo hates the dress; Tom likes it even if it does seem a little dour.
Helena Christensen in Zac PosenA celebutante half her age MIGHT have gotten away with this as a cheeky little number but on her it's looking mighty silly. It kinda looks like a prom decoration.
Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Spring 2007 Couture
It's an interesting dress. Lorenzo loves it; Tom thinks it's not all that pretty.
Liv Tyler in Stella McCartney
She's built for those '40s-inspired looks. She looks fantastic.
Madonna in Louis Vuitton Fall 2009
Madonna, on behalf of the gays, we regret to inform you: it's over. Since you persist in aging in the least fabulous way possible, we suspect this message won't be received.
Tyra Banks in Badgley Mischka Pre-Fall 2009
Credit where it's due: that bitch is usually one big pile o' tacky but she looks good here.
Rihanna in Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2009
It's different. We like it.
Victoria Beckham in Louis Vuitton
Fabulous - and the shoes are to die.
Thalia in Christian Siriano Fall 2009
All credit must be paid to Christian because getting someone to wear your dress to the MET Gala is a pretty big fucking deal.
Renee Zellweger in Carolina Herrera Fall 2009
Yawn.
[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage/Style.com]
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