Make Me A Supermodel: Episode 11

NEKKID!

Clearly, the goal of this challenge was, "Let's fuck with the models as much as we can!" We're surprised they didn't just set them on fire.

And holy shit, how irritating were these two? They were like parodies of what people think fashion photographers are like.

And while it was nice that they had someone there to coach them, she didn't seem to offer much help to these poor modelsicles.

There you go, boys! Thanks for tripling our hits for the day!

We're (mostly) joking about the bitching we're doing. Yes, it was a ridiculously uncomfortable photo shoot, but in the end, that hardship made for some of the best photographs we've seen all season. The extreme conditions really upped the intensity in the shots.

That girl has a real future as a print model. Clearly, almost every photographer on the show loved working with her and she has a real talent for getting just the right pose. You'd never know that she was

a) Freezing her very prominent little ass off, and
b) Extremely uncomfortable about her body.

Bitch just knows what to do when there's a camera pointed at her.

Bar none, the best picture we've ever seen of her. Like we said, the extreme conditions really brought an intensity to the pictures.

And we loved the way they styled her hair. She should go for that wet look more often. She should also listen to the judges when they tell her not to give so much profile. She looks much better straight on.

The only problem we have with Branden is that this is his go-to face way too often. He needs to add a few more expressions to his repertoire.

Like that. He looks much better when he loses the scowl.

In that same vein... you can go through all of Sandhurst's pictures from this season and it looks like they photoshopped the same head on all of them. He REALLY needs to find a different pose and different expression.

He's obviously a strikingly gorgeous man with a killer body, but he's not bringing much more than that to the table.

Jonathan remains the one to beat among the boys. He always seems to find that perfect pose or perfect action to make a dynamic shot.

Although we're not loving the expression much.

Gratuitous!

As much as we loved her shot, we really think it was down to Mountaha and Jonathan on this one. As we said, the photographers clearly love her. She keeps getting picked for go-sees and not getting booked. In person, she's not as impressive as she appears on film, it would seem.

And like Branden, she's clearly not a swimsuit model. Although we do think she's slimmed down slightly.

This was a cute, if relatively pointless diversion. Well, maybe not so pointless. Low-level models have to do this kind of shit all the time. Kudos to the boys for being so game.

We thought this was great, but long overdue. We understand why they couldn't do it with the entire group; but we always had a problem with expecting so much from these fresh models without giving them any guidance or detailed instructions.

It was fun having the Blonds there. They're making quite a name for themselves and it once again forced the models to wear some fairly outrageous clothing.

Priceless. You can practically feel his boner deflating.

She just can't seem to bring it on the runway. Stick to print, darling.

He did well, but we're getting tired of seeing his arms floating out like that.

He did surprisingly well and he looked weirdly like Jonathan with the wig.

We've said it before and we'll say it again: that bitch can WALK. It's really her best feature. She's like the flipside of Salome; killer on the runway, uneven in the pictures.

We really felt bad for Sandhurst. He had the most ridiculous outfit out of all of them to wear and it was one particularly ill-suited for his look.

Yeah, Catherine? How is that his fault? He didn't pick the outfit or the styling. You could make the argument that it's his job to sell the look and that's true to a certain extent, but that only goes so far.

Besides, she had a lot of nerve criticizing him for looking ridiculous when she was sitting next to THIS. And he picked out that outfit.

Jenny's critiques get better and better. She's really the best out of the judges. Because she's a model, of course.

We were sorry to see her go. She has a lot of potential even if it's only as a print model. Now that we're down to four, it'll be a mighty tough decision next week. The remaining four are all strong in their own way. Guess we'll have to Watch What Happens.


[Photos: BravoTV.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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