Country Music Awards Red Carpet

Well, actually it was an orange carpet for some reason, but no time for that now, kittens! We've got dresses to rip!

Kellie Pickler in Zuhair Murad Spring 2009 Couture

Sorry, but she looks utterly ridiculous. It's a tacky-looking dress no matter who's wearing it, but when the wearer needs to be rubbed down with Crisco just to squeeze into the damn thing, the tackiness increases tenfold. Look at that side shot of her. Clearly, she's as thin as a rail, but by wearing a dress THAT tight with THAT silhouette, she gives the impression of being too fat for the dress.

Carrie Underwood in Randi Rahm

It's sweet. It's pretty. It's boring.

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Robert Rodriguez

See our comments regarding Carrie Underwood.

Miley Cyrus in Monique Lhullier

Oy. We've defended her in the past, but we can't this time. She is WAY too young for this look. It's not a bad dress, but it just doesn't look right on her. Plus, the fit is terrible.

Nicole Kidman in L'Wren Scott Fall 2009

We're not quite sure what to think here. Don't get us wrong, we're absolutely sure that this dress doesn't look good on her, but we're torn on whether it's because it's the wrong dress for her or it's just a bad dress. The neckline is so high and from the front it just looks like a shapeless column of black. The exposed back doesn't really mitigate that or make it look sexy, which was clearly the intent.

Taylor Swift in Angel Sanchez Spring 2009 Collection

Not a bad dress, but it would look a lot better if it fit her correctly. The hem's too long for her and the bust is pulling away too much.

Taylor Swift in Milly Fall 2009

Look, it's the CMA's. We get it. We can actually appreciate a little countrifyin' of fashion when it's done right. But this is NOT the dress to be paired with cowboy boots. She looks like her dressing room caught fire and this was what she grabbed to escape.

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