Make Me A Supermodel: Episode 6

Check us out! Getting this post done before a week has gone by and we've all forgotten what the episode is about!


But in case you forgot: This week on MMAS: Hot, Wet (mostly) American Models!

It's always a shock on these bitchy fashion reality shows when someone comes along who's not only quietly professional, but also kind of sweet and patient. Someone obviously dropped the ball by inviting Howard on.

Gratuitous.
Y'know, normally we'd be all "Sack up, ho," but she was genuinely scared and we felt bad for her.

And to her enormous credit (with a lot of help and hand-holding) she managed a pretty memorable shot.

As for the other shots...

Mountaha

Enh. She doesn't look very graceful.

Kerryn

Pretty good, although it's hard to see her face.

Colin

Also pretty good.

Branden

Terrible. Bad face and he was moving around too much.

Amanda

Bad face but great pose.

Sandhurst

Great pose but why is he so far away from the camera?

Laury

Can't see her face and her pose is kinda bland.

Jonathan

It seemed like everyone was swooning over this one and we can't really see why.

Gabriel

Bad face, good pose.

Jordan

Honestly, this wasn't the best out of the pictures. We would have given it to Salome, but what Jordan managed to accomplish was to keep her face and her body in position for the best shot. There's a clarity to the picture that's lacking in most of the others.

So Jordan wins the go-see and takes the only girl she doesn't seem to hate along with her.

It's not surprising that she booked a gig out of it. In a lot of ways, Jordan is the female Jonathan. She's professional and knows what people are looking for. It helps that she's tiny.

No doubt, many of the women in the audience would kill to have a body as "flawed" as Salome's, but the thing is, she really doesn't look all that great in pictures when she's got so much exposed. It's not that she's fat. Of course she's not fat. It's that she's very soft-looking. Yeah, she could probably stand to lose 5 pounds for her career but what she really needs is to tone herself up a bit.

Call us cranky old men if you want, but watching a bunch of college students playing drinking games is so not what we consider fabulous.

Especially when it leads to the inevitable "Shmoopie, I'm sorry." "No, BooBoo, I'M sorry." exchange. Bleh.
It's about time they brought someone in to actually train these models. He managed to help out the girls that needed it, but for some reason, most of the guys walked WORSE after his advice.

Especially Jonathan. Look how stiff he looks. Some models can do it on instinct and when they get instructions, it throws them off. Kerryn and Mountaha continue to show great walks and we were glad to see Mountaha get a little recognition for that this week, especially since we think she had the worst outfit to wear.

It was also nice to see Sandhurst get a little love this week. Granted, it was one of those arbitrary, "He hasn't won yet? Let's give it to him" wins, but still.

We were afraid they were going to cut Branden loose because, let's face it, the criticism that he was getting too cocky and too cheesy was dead on. The judges took into consideration his potential (because he's shown a lot) and made the right choice in the end.

See that facial expression? That's "fear." Unfortunately for Gabriel, it's also "anger," "lust," "joy," and whatever other emotions he feels. He DOES feel emotions, right? It's kinda hard to tell.

"SHMOOPIE'S GONE FOREVER!!!!!"

Oh calm down. You can hook up with him at the reunion party.

[Photos: Howard Schatz/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]

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