LML: Runway Rundown Part 2

Strap yourselves in so you don't get whiplash, kittens. Ready? Go!

Louanna & Jim

They seem to be working well together, but come on:

Pull something else out of your trickbag for once.

Oh, look. It's shiny, it's gray, it's off the shoulder, and it's draped. Done and done. We promise not to do this too often, but if this was PR, Nina would have had their spleens for doing too much of the same.

The belt's nice, though.

Eric & Galina

Tacky and Tackier.

COLOR! AND VOLUME! AND SHINE!

And if none of that works...PEACOCK FEATHERS!

If they keep throwing everything they've got at the judges week after week, they're eventually going to run out of things to throw. The proportions are weird on this thing. That lower half is way more voluminous than it needs to be and that sash is way too big.


Vanessa & Tressa

We adore The Essas. It's like every week, they put their heads together and ask themselves "What's the craziest thing we can send down that runway?"

Answer? CHINCHILLA CULLOTES.

At least we think they're culottes. They weren't allowed to make dresses, and they weren't sent home, so we have to figure that this isn't actually a dress, even though it looks like one.

It's kind of cute, if a little plain. It goes without saying (but we'll say it anyway) that we do not support the idea of chinchilla culottes, even if there is a part of us that loves the insanity of the idea.

Thing is, they were supposed to be inspired by the animal and just wrapping some faux fur around Amanda's thighs isn't enough. So, while we applaud their boldness, we have to wag our fingers at them for not really doing what they were asked to do.

[Photos: BravoTV.com/Trae Patton - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blgospot.com]


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