There's no such thing as a weekend when you've got awards show dresses to rip, kittens.Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen Spring 2010
First impression: good for her. Second: not formal enough for the event. We say "good for her" because it takes a certain amount of bravery to attempt a look as edgy as this in a sea of prom gowns. But it's more of a party dress than an awards show dress.
Christina Hendricks in Carolina Herrera Resort 2009
Exactly the right silhouette and proportions for her. The hair is a little aging and the makeup a little heavy but we love the earrings.
Jane Lynch in Ali Rahimi
A step in the right direction. She still needs to be directed away from the shiny and the voluminous skirts, but this neckline works much better on her than the last dress and the color flatters her.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Dolce & Gabbana
It's a lot of dress, but that's her thing. JLD has been turning it out on red carpets for 2 decades now and she doesn't disappoint. She knows how to wear a dress like this. Love these earrings too but we don't love the severe hair even though we know that's also her thing.
Kate Hudson in Emilio Pucci Spring 2010
It's pretty. She looks good and it fits her like a dream, but is all-white gonna be her thing now? Because that'll get old fast.
Mariah Carey in something that fits her
It fits her and that's all that matters. Brava, Mimi. Now, Christina Hendricks wants a meeting in the ladies room.
Meryl Streep in Balenciaga Fall 2009
People were divided over this on our Facebook page but we have to say, we love it. Remember, Meryl, for all her talent and fabulosity, has a TERRIBLE red carpet track record. This is something that looks colorful, fun, comfortable and flattering. Look at her face in that last pic! She looks amazing! Who cares if the print's a little much?
Penelope Cruz in L'Wren Scott Spring 2010
Jesus, honey. What is it with you and the funereal dresses lately? Hem's too long.
Dianna Agron in Edition by Georges Chakra Spring 2010
She is a really pretty girl, but
A) that lipstick shade is distractingly bad.
B) It looks like the curtains are opening on her breasts.
Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009
What the what?
Drew? Why do you look like the biggest ho in the trailer park from the neck up? What is with that slept-on hair? What is with the nude lipstick? What is with taking a dramatic and unique dress and turning it into a stiff lampshade?
Lea Michele in Catherine Malandrino in Spring 2010
Wow. She looks spectacular. That is a fantastic color on her and the silhouette makes her body look amazing. Best effort yet from her. Hair and makeup? Flawless, bitch.
Marion Cotillard in Elie Saab Fall 2009 Couture
Marion, what happened? Where is the girl that wore a Gaultier fish dress to the Oscars? Who is this generic starlet we see in her place?
Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen
FINALLY!!
It would have been nice if, after all the free advice we gave her in the last couple of weeks - advice which she CLEARLY FOLLOWED - she could have held up a little sign or something that said "Thanks, T Lo! How do you bitches like me now?"
Sandy, you made us proud. Stick to floor-length sheaths like this. You know why? Because if you've got the body to pull one off, the only other skill you need is good posture. And that's about the only red carpet skill you have.
Tina Fey in Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2009
First impression: good for her. Second: not formal enough for the event. We say "good for her" because it takes a certain amount of bravery to attempt a look as edgy as this in a sea of prom gowns. But it's more of a party dress than an awards show dress.
Christina Hendricks in Carolina Herrera Resort 2009
Exactly the right silhouette and proportions for her. The hair is a little aging and the makeup a little heavy but we love the earrings.
Jane Lynch in Ali Rahimi
A step in the right direction. She still needs to be directed away from the shiny and the voluminous skirts, but this neckline works much better on her than the last dress and the color flatters her.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Dolce & Gabbana
It's a lot of dress, but that's her thing. JLD has been turning it out on red carpets for 2 decades now and she doesn't disappoint. She knows how to wear a dress like this. Love these earrings too but we don't love the severe hair even though we know that's also her thing.
Kate Hudson in Emilio Pucci Spring 2010
It's pretty. She looks good and it fits her like a dream, but is all-white gonna be her thing now? Because that'll get old fast.
Mariah Carey in something that fits her
It fits her and that's all that matters. Brava, Mimi. Now, Christina Hendricks wants a meeting in the ladies room.
Meryl Streep in Balenciaga Fall 2009
People were divided over this on our Facebook page but we have to say, we love it. Remember, Meryl, for all her talent and fabulosity, has a TERRIBLE red carpet track record. This is something that looks colorful, fun, comfortable and flattering. Look at her face in that last pic! She looks amazing! Who cares if the print's a little much?
Penelope Cruz in L'Wren Scott Spring 2010
Jesus, honey. What is it with you and the funereal dresses lately? Hem's too long.
Dianna Agron in Edition by Georges Chakra Spring 2010
She is a really pretty girl, but
A) that lipstick shade is distractingly bad.
B) It looks like the curtains are opening on her breasts.
Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009
What the what?
Drew? Why do you look like the biggest ho in the trailer park from the neck up? What is with that slept-on hair? What is with the nude lipstick? What is with taking a dramatic and unique dress and turning it into a stiff lampshade?
Lea Michele in Catherine Malandrino in Spring 2010
Wow. She looks spectacular. That is a fantastic color on her and the silhouette makes her body look amazing. Best effort yet from her. Hair and makeup? Flawless, bitch.
Marion Cotillard in Elie Saab Fall 2009 Couture
Marion, what happened? Where is the girl that wore a Gaultier fish dress to the Oscars? Who is this generic starlet we see in her place?
Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen
FINALLY!!
It would have been nice if, after all the free advice we gave her in the last couple of weeks - advice which she CLEARLY FOLLOWED - she could have held up a little sign or something that said "Thanks, T Lo! How do you bitches like me now?"
Sandy, you made us proud. Stick to floor-length sheaths like this. You know why? Because if you've got the body to pull one off, the only other skill you need is good posture. And that's about the only red carpet skill you have.
Tina Fey in Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2009
What? Did she just stop by after attending her cousin's wedding? YOU'RE PRETTY, YOU'RE THIN, AND YOU HAVE MONEY. There is NO excuse for this.
Toni Collette in Rafael Cennamo
We like the bust (which is admittedly a little Wonder Woman-esque) but we're torn on the massive ruffled skirt. Lorenzo hates the look, but Tom thinks she looks younger and prettier than her last attempt on the red carpet, so he's inclined to give a thumbs up to the whole look.
[Photos: WireImage/Style.com]
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