2010 SAG Awards

There's no such thing as a weekend when you've got awards show dresses to rip, kittens.

Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen Spring 2010



First impression: good for her. Second: not formal enough for the event. We say "good for her" because it takes a certain amount of bravery to attempt a look as edgy as this in a sea of prom gowns. But it's more of a party dress than an awards show dress.

Christina Hendricks in Carolina Herrera Resort 2009



Exactly the right silhouette and proportions for her. The hair is a little aging and the makeup a little heavy but we love the earrings.

Jane Lynch in Ali Rahimi



A step in the right direction. She still needs to be directed away from the shiny and the voluminous skirts, but this neckline works much better on her than the last dress and the color flatters her.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Dolce & Gabbana



It's a lot of dress, but that's her thing. JLD has been turning it out on red carpets for 2 decades now and she doesn't disappoint. She knows how to wear a dress like this. Love these earrings too but we don't love the severe hair even though we know that's also her thing.

Kate Hudson in Emilio Pucci Spring 2010



It's pretty. She looks good and it fits her like a dream, but is all-white gonna be her thing now? Because that'll get old fast.

Mariah Carey in something that fits her



It fits her and that's all that matters. Brava, Mimi. Now, Christina Hendricks wants a meeting in the ladies room.

Meryl Streep in Balenciaga Fall 2009



People were divided over this on our Facebook page but we have to say, we love it. Remember, Meryl, for all her talent and fabulosity, has a TERRIBLE red carpet track record. This is something that looks colorful, fun, comfortable and flattering. Look at her face in that last pic! She looks amazing! Who cares if the print's a little much?

Penelope Cruz in L'Wren Scott Spring 2010



Jesus, honey. What is it with you and the funereal dresses lately? Hem's too long.

Dianna Agron in Edition by Georges Chakra Spring 2010



She is a really pretty girl, but
A) that lipstick shade is distractingly bad.
B) It looks like the curtains are opening on her breasts.

Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009



What the what?

Drew? Why do you look like the biggest ho in the trailer park from the neck up? What is with that slept-on hair? What is with the nude lipstick? What is with taking a dramatic and unique dress and turning it into a stiff lampshade?

Lea Michele in Catherine Malandrino in Spring 2010



Wow. She looks spectacular. That is a fantastic color on her and the silhouette makes her body look amazing. Best effort yet from her. Hair and makeup? Flawless, bitch.

Marion Cotillard in Elie Saab Fall 2009 Couture



Marion, what happened? Where is the girl that wore a Gaultier fish dress to the Oscars? Who is this generic starlet we see in her place?

Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen



FINALLY!!

It would have been nice if, after all the free advice we gave her in the last couple of weeks - advice which she CLEARLY FOLLOWED - she could have held up a little sign or something that said "Thanks, T Lo! How do you bitches like me now?"

Sandy, you made us proud. Stick to floor-length sheaths like this. You know why? Because if you've got the body to pull one off, the only other skill you need is good posture. And that's about the only red carpet skill you have.

Tina Fey in Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2009

What? Did she just stop by after attending her cousin's wedding? YOU'RE PRETTY, YOU'RE THIN, AND YOU HAVE MONEY. There is NO excuse for this.

Toni Collette in Rafael Cennamo

We like the bust (which is admittedly a little Wonder Woman-esque) but we're torn on the massive ruffled skirt. Lorenzo hates the look, but Tom thinks she looks younger and prettier than her last attempt on the red carpet, so he's inclined to give a thumbs up to the whole look.

[Photos: WireImage/Style.com]


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2009 SAG Awards - Part 2

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009


Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It's still a shapeless mess. What's up her ass lately? Is this like a "serious actress" kind of thing? Or is it a "I'm a humanitarian, so I can't look too good" kind of thing? Audrey Hepburn managed to look pretty good traveling the world to hug starving children for photo ops. Bitch can't even put any effort into a red carpet appearance? Pfft.


Viola Davis in David Meister Spring 2009


Simple and classic. She looks beautiful.

And yes, we're saying that about a Wilma dress. Sometimes, you just have to accept the trends.


Tina Fey in Brian Reyes


The hell...?

Honey, this isn't your 8th grade dance. Let's leave the stiff, shapeless dresses for the awkward tween years, shall we?


Taraji P. Henson in Hervé L. Leroux


She looks stunning. She gets a pass from us for wearing white because dark-skinned women look so good in it.


Perrey Reeves in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009


This is a beautiful dress. The detail on the bottom is feminine and pretty and the metallic belt really sets it off. It's not the best dress to be photographed in because the color comes off a little drab but it still looks beautiful.


Sally Field in Alberta Ferretti


Oh, Gidget. No, honey. Just no. We don't know what the hell the deal is with the frayed edges, but couple that with the droopy-boob bust and all that business in the skirt and Sister Bertrille here looks a mess.


Olivia Wilde in Ralph Lauren Spring 2009


It's a beautifully constructed gown - we love the detail at the waist - but we can't help thinking a little bit of color would have made the details photograph better.


Penelope Cruz in Azzedine Alaia


Enh. It looks so heavy and funereal. Like a sexy Morticia gown.


Jane Krakowski in Roberto Cavalli Resort 2009 [Modified version]


It's not that we loved the print at the bottom, but why pick this dress if you're going to take away the only thing that made it interesting? And hello, boobs!


Claire Danes in Nina Ricci


It was pretty when it moved. It had a nice airy, floaty quality to it. Aside from that, it's a little dull.


Holly Hunter in Reem Acra Spring 2009


Man, that is some heavily ironed hair. It looks like she used spray starch on it. The dress, on the other hand, is gorgeous. The color looked fantastic on her.


Anne Hathaway in Azzaro


Hate the hair but love the dress. Very '30s Hollywood.


Christina Hendricks in Carolina Herrera


She got a lot of criticism for this dress but frankly, it's the best thing we've seen her in in a while. Red may not have been the best pick for her coloring, but it fits her well and shows off her ample curves. Her hair, though... that's just all wrong.


Eva Longoria in Jenny Packham Spring 2009


The color looks pretty on her and we almost like the jeweled collar (except for the visible illusion netting). The skirt is just too busy and messy, though.


America Ferrera in Vera Wang


We're torn. We think the black sash is distracting but we have to admit, without it, this dress would be practically invisible. It's a great silhouette for her, though.


Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli


That color looks gorgeous on her and the dress would be almost perfect if it weren't for that massive poof in the front. Also, it looks like she might have spent the night yanking on the top to keep the girls covered.


[Photos: WireImage/Style.com/Elle.com/Davidmeister.com]