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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Laura Bennett: Dear Sarah, I Can Relate
"When a busy woman is faced with having to do it all, there is no shame in asking for help. And I have a thought about a labor pool you could tap. There will be quite a few political pundits looking for work next month, and what a perfect fit! They know every detail of your life, so it would be quite easy for any one of them to step in and help run your family. Perhaps Campbell Brown could accompany Piper on her school field trip to the Lincoln Memorial. Tucker Carlson might be willing to help fold the laundry that piles up on the White House dining room table. And who would be more perfect than Wolf Blitzer to wait for the cable guy when you need a new box in the Oval Office?
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You could also get yourself a first lady to help with the heavy lifting. The beauty of it is, you decide the extent of your first lady’s duties. Personally, I would be more than happy for mine to have sex with my husband if I was too tired, but that’s up to you. By finding a first lady, you will free up valuable time to immerse yourself in foreign policy."
Read the entire article here.
[Photos: Courtesy of Laura Bennett]
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