Miss Congeniality

Once again, kittens...

Let's get to it.

Not that we were ever completely won over by her, but when she made her totally half-assed apology to the other designers in their hotel suite, we thought, "Ok, she at least tried to give the appearance of being a little mature."

But, being Kenley, she had to:

"I thought I was the only one doing a short bridemaid's dress. It pisses me off."

Fucking PLEASE, bitch.

Not only did you not create the idea of the short bridesmaid dress...

Alexander McQueen Fall 2008 Collection

You didn't even come up with the idea for your bridal gown.

Oh and by the way, check out Miss Originality here putting Christian down for being inspired by Alexander McQueen. Hunh. Thought you didn't pay attention to collections, Kenley.

It's pretty. A bit much, but pretty.

But dammit, it's so close to those McQueen dresses. How are we supposed to critique this?

Lorenzo's inclined to think perhaps she was "inspired" by the McQueen dress but Tom thinks it's a straight up ripoff with only minor changes made to it.

How the judges could point out that it was a clear take on another designer's dress and then reward her with a win for it just baffles our minds. They could have just said, "Pretty dress but we've seen it before." Instead they said, "We've seen it before. Congratulations!"

Although to be (slightly) fair to the judges...

This was the dress that won it for her.

Then again, we think they kind of overpraised this one too.

Don't get us wrong, it's a really cute dress. In fact, it's probably our favorite look ever from Kenley.

But Jesus Christ, the Duchess said it was the cutest dress he'd EVER seen. Puh-leeze.

Absolutely a cute dress in a great color that was well executed. But did these two dresses look like they went together in one wedding party? Sure they have somewhat similar silhouettes but beyond that they don't even look like they should be at the same event let alone in the same wedding party.

Ugh. Whatever.

Check out how Miss Personality reacts to a little praise:

Nothing wrong with basking in the glow but compared to how petulant, dismissive, and downright nasty she gets when someone offers her the slightest criticism, we can't help thinking this is just a bit much.

Or maybe we just can't stand her.


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