Milan Fashion Week

Darlings, the stars came out of their holes for Milan fashion week. Let's judge them, shall we?


Scarlett Johansson attends the Extreme Beauty In Vogue party at the Palazzina della Ragione during Fall/Winter 2009 in Milan, Italy wearing Dolce & Gabbana



She's the current face of Dolce & Gabbana's makeup line and apparently her contract stipulates that she has to wear the entire line at the same time. Honey, you're young and everyone wants to either be you or fuck you. Save the Joan Collins makeup for later in your career when you'll need it.

Having said that, the dress is gorgeous and she wears it well. The only part of it we don't like is the back. When she turns around, the effect is that she's not only wearing the wrong foundation garment, but that she put the dress on inside out.


Scarlett Johansson attends the Dolce & Gabbana show during Milan Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2009 in Milan, Italy in (presumably) Dolce & Gabbana


Very pretty, but still too much makeup. And we're not loving the ringlets.


Freida Pinto attends the Dolce & Gabbana show in Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009


It's a bit too short on her. On the one hand, we like the alteration that removed the "exposed slip" at the hem, but on the other hand, she should have had the existing hem lengthened to make up for it. And there's just too much foofaraw on this dress at the shoulder and on the belt.


Kate Hudson attends the Extreme Beauty In Vogue Party in Dolce & Gabbana (Yup!)


Jesus Christ, speaking of Joan Collins....Honey, are you TRYING to look 20 years older than your age?


Nadja Auermann attends the Extreme Beauty In Vogue Party in Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009


That's a lot of dress and it could have done with some editing but we can't deny that she wears it well. She looks stunning.


Anna Wintour attends the Extreme Beauty In Vogue Party in Chanel Spring 2009 Couture


Among her many other talents, one thing Anna does well is take an outfit that looks extremely youthful on the model and translate it for herself without looking like she's dressing too young. The tights make the look on her.


Eva Herzigova attends the Extreme Beauty In Vogue party in Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009


Lorenzo thinks it looks better on her than it does on the model and Tom thinks exactly the opposite. It kinda hurts our eyes a little, like we don't know where to focus.



Claudia Schiffer and Eva Herzigova attend the Dolce & Gabbana show in Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009


Claudia looks fantastic (and that's killing Lorenzo, who's had a decade-long hate-on for her) but Eva looks utterly ridiculous. Those mouse ears might look innovative and interesting on the runway but they just look silly in a real world setting.


Miuccia Prada attends the Extreme Beauty In Vogue party in Prada Fall 2008


The fuck...? Miuccia honey, we love you, but NO ONE can pull this look off. Why not just top it off with a gladiator helmet and a shield to complete the look?

Love the shoes, though.


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