Alright, alright. We've neglected our virgins and vixens and left them hanging for almost a month, it's true. We are hanging our heads in shame. But truly, we tend to get bored with the one-sided bouts rather quickly and honeys, this one was a BLOOD BATH.
Alright, alright. We've neglected our virgins and vixens and left them hanging for almost a month, it's true. We are hanging our heads in shame. But truly, we tend to get bored with the one-sided bouts rather quickly and honeys, this one was a BLOOD BATH.
GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA IS DEAD.
Now, look. Don't blame us for this one. You guys were so red hot for Gina in the previous matches that we thought going up against a bigger star would be a snap for her. Sadly, we over estimated her popularity and there's nothing left on the mat but a torn bathing cap with a missing flower. Ciao, Gina.
Now we're in a bit of a spot here. We've gotta find bitches strong enough to go against a star without breaking out too many of the big guns yet. We've given up on trying to predict which way you fickle ladies are gonna vote, so we're just gonna have to wing it.
You tell us, bitches: is it a bout or a bloodbath as...
MISS SHIRLEY MACLAINE
re-enters the ring in a fetching little dress to take on ...
MISS JOAN COLLINS,
dressed like a whore.
MISS JOAN COLLINS,
dressed like a whore.
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