Darlings, we're going to have to ask you to type softly, because Mommy and Daddy are a little hung this morning.Because we are so very en vogue, we were honored to be invited to last night's Whitney Museum Studio Party at the Whitney in Manhattan, hosted by Donatella Versace and attended by Jennifer Hudson, Gerard Butler, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Momsen , Shakira, Chanel Iman, and more skinny socialites than you can shake a Birkin bag at.
Unsurprisingly, the designer of choice on the backs of all these bitches was Versace, bien sur. We have to say, as fun (and bizarre) as it was to be drinking and dancing with all these famous people, it was far more fun for us to see these incredible gowns up close. Seriously, bitches. We almost wept when Shakira stopped 2 feet from us to have her picture taken. Not because we're big Shakira queens, but because her dress was so stunningly beautiful.
And while we'd like to think we're far too sophisticated to be star-fuckers, the truth of the matter is, when you look up and see Donatella Versace and Lindsay Lohan sit down on the couch a couple feet away from you, chatting and pretending that they don't notice that all eyes and cameras in the room are pointed at them, well, it's a little hard not to stare. Seriously, you should have seen Lorenzo's face when he realized Donatella was standing right behind Tom. "OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD! IT'S DONATELLA!!" Tom thought he was going to have a heart attack.
Also of note is the fact that Gerard Butler is hot on a stick, but then you probably knew that already. The man can wear a suit, we'll tell you that much. We're far too interested in projecting the false image that we're too cool for school, so we really didn't take too many pictures, but you can scroll down past all the pictures of pretty dresses to see the few candid shots we took of some of the more notable party-goers.
Unsurprisingly, the designer of choice on the backs of all these bitches was Versace, bien sur. We have to say, as fun (and bizarre) as it was to be drinking and dancing with all these famous people, it was far more fun for us to see these incredible gowns up close. Seriously, bitches. We almost wept when Shakira stopped 2 feet from us to have her picture taken. Not because we're big Shakira queens, but because her dress was so stunningly beautiful.
And while we'd like to think we're far too sophisticated to be star-fuckers, the truth of the matter is, when you look up and see Donatella Versace and Lindsay Lohan sit down on the couch a couple feet away from you, chatting and pretending that they don't notice that all eyes and cameras in the room are pointed at them, well, it's a little hard not to stare. Seriously, you should have seen Lorenzo's face when he realized Donatella was standing right behind Tom. "OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD! IT'S DONATELLA!!" Tom thought he was going to have a heart attack.
Also of note is the fact that Gerard Butler is hot on a stick, but then you probably knew that already. The man can wear a suit, we'll tell you that much. We're far too interested in projecting the false image that we're too cool for school, so we really didn't take too many pictures, but you can scroll down past all the pictures of pretty dresses to see the few candid shots we took of some of the more notable party-goers.
Donatella Versace
Versace Spring 2010 CollectionModel: Kasia Struss
Jennifer Hudson in Versace
Shakira
Atelier Versace Fall 2009 Collection
Nicole Trunfio from Make Me A Supermodel
Michael Angel Spring 2010 Collection
Taylor Momsen
Versace Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Natasha Poly
Lindsay Lohan in Versace
Chanel Iman
Versace Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Isabeli Fontana
Mamie Gummer
Versace Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Raquel Zimmermann
Mischa Barton
Versace Fall 2009 Collection Model: Karlie Kloss
Keith Lissner (and Rachelle Hruska in a gown from his spring 2010 collection)
Gerard Butler in Versace
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