After all, it's not like we actually watch the WWE and even knew who these so-called "Divas" were to begin with, so we're not exactly the most qualified people to be spewing our opinions to all and sundry. Then again, this IS a blog, and what is a blog if not THE go-to spot for unqualified opinions?
It's funny. When we first started this blog 30 years ago, it was simply a place to post funny screenshots of our favorite show - the show that no one else seemed to be watching. But you know us, we're opinionated bitches and before long we were offering up our judgment on some of the outfits.
What started out as nothing more than the occasional "What a piece of crap," or "That looks FABULOUS!" quickly turned into 500-word theses on the strengths and/or weaknesses of each outfit. PLUS, we still had to keep it funny! Poodles, the PRESSURE.
Don't get us wrong, darlings. We are as opinionated as we ever were and we certainly love to trash or praise an outfit if it warrants it, but jeeze...y'know? Sometimes these outfits just don't warrant it.
Sometimes, the outfits are just so ugly and poorly made and, worst of all, unimaginative, that it's all we can do to throw out some screen caps and string together one or two words about the outfit before we just give up and post a lot of fluff.
Sometimes it's like that.
And another thing while we're on the subject: Isn't it about time to retire the word "diva" from being used every time some chick puts on a lot of eye makeup and tosses her hair? Jessye Norman is a diva, Aretha Franklin is a diva. Stop cheapening the real divas! Once Mariah Carey started throwing it around like it was a degree she earned at a vo-tech school, we knew it was all over. In fact, this outfit looks like something Mariah Carey would wear to a pediatric cancer fundraiser or something.
We knew if we rambled enough we could pull it all together.
[Photo: Barbara Nitke/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Project RunGay]
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