We're back! And sadly, we have to announce that...
LESLIE CARON IS DEAD.
We were a bit surprised. We felt she had the momentum and was likely to roll over any competitor that stood in her way, but alas, the poodle lost to the pasta and poor Leslie won't be making it to the finals. What is it with you bitches? You can't seem to make up your minds if you're virgin-o-philes or vixen-o-philes, can you?
We'd like to think we know how this next one's gonna roll, but we never can predict what you gals are gonna do next. Think wisely, because we're once again pairing up the Europeans (there were a LOT of Euro-actresses from this period, more than we realized) as...
GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA
spits in her hands to take on the very prim, but steel-spined
MISS JEAN SIMMONS
Jean always came off a little prissy but she also had a tendency to play very strong-willed women and Gina was a force of nature so it's anyone's guess how this one's gonna turn out. Bitches....GO!
Here's Gina, vamping it up in Beautiful But Dangerous:
And here's Jean, closing her legs and opening her mouth for Brando in Guys and Dolls:
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