In or Out: Eva Mendes

Another amuse bouche for our minions.

Eva Mendes attends the Opening Ceremony and Baaria Red Carpet at the Sala Grande during the 66th Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy wearing Dolce & Gabbana Resort 2010.

Y'know, there's so much wrongness here that we're a little breathless. Let's start with the most obvious: a red leopard print strapless gown with exposed zippers. There's a lot of wrong in that one sentence alone. Strangely, even though we normally hate leopard print, we think this dress could have worked if all the other elements were perfect. Unfortunately, they're not. Those shoes are AWFUL and make her look like a flamenco dancer. Her hair looks like it was half-finished when she ran out the door to catch her limousine because the driver threatened to leave without her. And what is that THING on her head? And why is her makeup so bad? So many questions, kittens. So many questions.

Big ol' OUT.

[Photos: Getty Images]


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