Korto and Joe

Not exactly the Dream Team, these two.

Although despite the sturm und drang, we thought they turned out a pretty hot look. Not without its problems, mind you, but let's talk about both the sturm and the drang first.

Okay, yes. We can see Korto being annoyed with Joe. She gave him the opportunity to voice any concerns he had and he didn't - until Tim showed up and voiced his concerns. Annoying, sure, but we doubt Joe had any ulterior motives. How could he? She had immunity.

Do you hear that, Korto? YOU HAD IMMUNITY. What was the point in getting so upset about it and getting all up in Joe's Kool-Aid? We can understand the principle of the thing but if there's one thing we've learned watching this show, reality competitions are no place to stand up for your principles. Hunker down, whore yourself out and get yourself to the next stage in the competition. That's how it's done.

Besides, there were other reasons to get up in Joe's face and you appeared to ignore them.

We really like the jacket. We love the color and we love the gold trim and belt.

Despite the attempt to tone it down a bit, it's still too puffy, though. Especially the sleeves.

My god, they're bordering on ridiculous. Still, it's a striking and unique look.

See Korto, instead of yelling at Joe for not saying what you think he should have said, you should have been more on top of him for the lousy fit on this thing.

We do like the basic design of it and we think it was wise to do it in a neutral color. We also like the band of trim and the cutout in the back.

As an aside, why does Katarina look miserable all the time? Of course models aren't supposed to walk down the runway grinning like idiots, but she looks like the show is taking precious time away from her cutting and goth poetry. Lighten up, girl.

Back to the dress. Everything is either sagging or pulling in weird directions. From tits...

... to ass.

We're not sure what happened there. We never noticed any egregious fit issues in his previous offerings.

A shame, because if it had been executed better and if she'd paid a little more attention to the overall design, this could have been a contender. We think Korto's pretty damn talented and has the goods to take this thing all the way, but the girl is wound up so tight we fear she's going to implode at some point and ruin her chances.

[Photo: Barbara Nitke/Bravo - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]