Get your coffee and let's get cracking!Beyonce in Stephane Rolland Fall 2009 Couture
Well, we pretty much hate everything from the neck up, but the dress looks good on her.
Britney Spears in Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010
Sweet Jesus, no. Dolce & Gabbana should sue.
Carrie Underwood in Georges Chakra Spring 2010
It's another white dress from her but at least this one is interesting.
Ciara in Givenchy Spring 2010 Couture
We give her major points for wearing something like this but Lorenzo thinks she should have done it runway-style, meaning with a nude underlay instead of basically wearing a black bathing suit underneath.
Fergie in Emilio Pucci Spring 2010
Enh. To be honest, it looks a little trashy. And that strap is huge.
Heidi in Emilio Pucci
This is demur for Heidi. She looks great but then again, when has she not?
Jennifer Hudson in Victoria Beckham Spring 2010
MAJOR props for wearing this. It's unexpected and it does fantastic things to her figure. Posh has been getting some big names to wear her stuff.
Jennifer Lopez in Versace Spring 2010
We don't capital-L Love this dress but it's perfect for stagewear so she gets a pass. Still, we can't look at it without thinking "tripe," and if you're going to google that word to see what we mean, we suggest you do it when you're not eating.
Kathy Griffin in Carolina Herrera
It's basic, but she looks good in it.
Katy Perry in Zac Posen Spring 2010
We think this dress is kind of adorably sweet, actually. Hate the too-literal Betty Page 'do, though.
Lady Gaga in Armani Privé Spring 2010 Couture
LOVE.
Except for the prop. Lady Gaga, please don't make props happen on the red carpet. Next thing you know, everyone'll be doing it and stars will be walking down the red carpet with telephones and mixing bowls and whatever they think will get their picture taken.
Lea Michele in Romona Keveza Spring 2010
She looks freaking adorable.
Mary J. Blige in Gucci Spring 2010
Mary J. Blige, you have an amazing body. Why are you wearing a dress so tight? It makes you look stuffed into it and there's no good reason for that.
Melanie Fiona in Christian Siriano Spring 2010
We're getting a little tired of seeing this dress, but we have to admit, she looks good.
Miley Cyrus in Hervé Léger by Max Azria Spring 2010
The dress is cute, but that hair has got to go.
Nicole Kidman in Prada
Nicole Kidman in Prada
Love it. Love the return to red hair and love the fact that she's wearing things that don't wash her out. We can't remember the last time we saw her in black.
Pink in Tony Ward Fall 2008 Couture
The sparkly on the bodice brings this dress into the tacky realm. But the real problem here is that it just doesn't look like a dress she would wear. It's not something she can pull off.
Rihanna in Elie Saab Fall 2009 Couture
Gorge.
Taylor Swift in Dolce & Gabbana
Lorenzo hates this dress and thinks the neckline is too low. Tom thinks it looks fine if a little boring.
Beyonce in Versace Fall 2009 Couture
Wow! We were way too easy on those bitches.
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